(A scene in a typical US household that supports the Democratic Party.)
Mom, Dad I've got something to tell you...
It's okay son, we've suspected for sometime and we totally understand. If you want to become a woman we totally support you and will help you fund your gender reassignment surgery.
No, no, it's not that. Yeah I went through a bit of a phase around the age of 12. It's just...
What is is son??
Well I've become very interested in snowmobiles and moose hunting the past year.
YOU WHAT!!!!!!!!!!!
Well, Mom, Dad I've become very interested in the great outdoors.
YOU WANT TO BECOME AN ALASKAN!!
Yes
Get out of this house this instant!! a sex change I could undertand, but becoming an Alaskan ... No child of mine will be like SARAH PALIN!!!
(Disclaimer: Author is an Obamamaniac - a foreign one that couldn't vote (sigh!))
