Androgyne Guard Sheep

[Pica Pica]

you won't, i got laid of in september

[Shana A]

If I had a uniform and a microphone, I would sing the theme song from 'the love boat'.

Love
exciting and new
something something
something something something
the love boat

<z runs screaming, no!!!!! please don't let this song get stuck in my head>

"You got to look good to feel good"

[RebeccaFog]

You should show up to work every day anyway and work like nothing ever happened. 

[tekla]

That's too bad Pica, I bet you were good at it.  I hear the tours from time to time pass by where I am (its part of living in a tourist town) and they sound pretty funny sometimes. 

[Nicky]

If I had a uniform and a microphone, I would sing the theme song from 'the love boat'.

Love
exciting and new
something something
something something something
the love boat

I always thought it was the love 'goat'

"climb aboard, she's expecting yoooooouuuu
the love goat
soon to be making another run"

[Eva Marie]

If I had a uniform and a microphone, I would sing the theme song from 'the love boat'.

Love
exciting and new
something something
something something something
the love boat

I always thought it was the love 'goat'

"climb aboard, she's expecting yoooooouuuu
the love goat
soon to be making another run"

Well that adds a new dimension to that song 

[Constance]

If I had a uniform and a microphone, I would sing the theme song from 'the love boat'.

Love
exciting and new
something something
something something something
the love boat

I always thought it was the love 'goat'

"climb aboard, she's expecting yoooooouuuu
the love goat
soon to be making another run"

Well that adds a new dimension to that song 

That's putting it mildly.

[RebeccaFog]

I always thought it was the love 'goat'

"climb aboard, she's expecting yoooooouuuu
the love goat
soon to be making another run"

should it be "Ewwwweeeeeeeeee"?

[Ell]

you won't, i got laid of in september

forgive me, but when i first saw that, i thought you said you got laid in September   

[Nicky]

I always thought it was the love 'goat'

"climb aboard, she's expecting yoooooouuuu
the love goat
soon to be making another run"

should it be "Ewwwweeeeeeeeee"?

Good in theory, except a female goat is a Nanny goat. You're thinking of sheep.

[Pica Pica]

never so lucky,

[RebeccaFog]

I always thought it was the love 'goat'

"climb aboard, she's expecting yoooooouuuu
the love goat
soon to be making another run"

should it be "Ewwwweeeeeeeeee"?

Good in theory, except a female goat is a Nanny goat. You're thinking of sheep.

uh oh.  Maybe I have species dysphoria.   

[Nero]

I always thought it was the love 'goat'

"climb aboard, she's expecting yoooooouuuu
the love goat
soon to be making another run"

should it be "Ewwwweeeeeeeeee"?

Good in theory, except a female goat is a Nanny goat. You're thinking of sheep.

a nanny goat? ive honestly never heard that. what's a male goat called?

[Nicky]

a nanny goat? ive honestly never heard that. what's a male goat called?

A billy goat.

[Nero]

oh now that term i have heard of, except i never knew it specifically applied to male goats. i thought it just meant goats in general. learn something new everday. 

[Nicky]

You need to know these things when you're king you know.

[Jaimey]

you won't, i got laid of in september

  I have no reason to go to London now...you should come to the states and charm the pants off Americans with your accent.  You'll be rich.

[Shana A]

i thought it just meant goats in general. learn something new everday. 

That's why we androgynes are here Nero, to teach others in the ways of the world 

Z

[RebeccaFog]

you won't, i got laid of in september

  I have no reason to go to London now...you should come to the states and charm the pants off Americans with your accent.  You'll be rich.

I agree.   

[tekla]

you should come to the states and charm the pants off Americans with your accent

Really?  Here I thought that we (Americans) are about the least charming people in the world, and being uncharming, we are also pretty uncharmable. 

The only reason we let people like Brittney Spears think they are charming us is so we can devour them later when they get all fattened up for the kill.