I feel sorry for whoever is so desperate for fun that they read my email. Likewise anyone at homeland security who has to listen to my phone calls.
I'm bored making them, I can imagine what its like to have to listen to them with no interest.
And what you are talking about - that new fangled stuff, like, well, computers, is called Web Two Point O, and networks have a lot to offer some people. And if you are using a new fangled browser like FoxFire, it will and can give every site a unique password and remember them so you don't have to. Ahh, technology.