Geography of a Woman

[nickie]

THE GEOGRAPHY OF A WOMAN 
       
       
       Between 18 and 22, a woman is like Africa, half
discovered, half wild, fertile and naturally beautiful! 

         
       Between 23 and 30, a woman is like Europe, well
developed and open to trade.

       
       Between 31 and 35, a woman is like Spain, very hot,
relaxed and convinced of her own beauty. 

       
       Between 36 and 40, a woman is like Greece, gently
aging but still a warm and desirable place to visit. 

       
       Between 41 and 50, a woman is like Great Britain,
with a glorious and all
conquering past. 

       
       Between 51 and 60, a woman is like Israel,  has been
through war and doesn't make the same mistakes twice,
takes care of business.

       
       Between 61 and 70, a woman is like Canada,
self-preserving but open to meeting new people. 

         
       After 70, she becomes Tibet, wildly beautiful, with a
mysterious past and the wisdom of the ages...only those with
an adventurous spirit and a thirst for spiritual knowledge
visit there.

       
       THE GEOGRAPHY OF A MAN 

         
       Between 1 and 90, a man is like  Iran, ruled by
nuts.... 

[fae_reborn]

 

I like being Europe.  Come visit. 

[placeholdername]

It's very true about Spain.  I was there this past summer and both of those statements are exceedingly accurate, except there's no need for convincing

[Alyssa M.]

Iran -- lol. I'm glad I didn't take a sip of beeer before I read that.

[Suzy]

Very funny, thanks!

Kristi

[Janet_Girl]

Shalom,

Any questions?

Janet