Announcing the first ever virtual meeting of the ESMAG orgazination

[V M]

I thought we outsourced the outsourcing department.

We did. but then someone outsourced the outsourced outsourcing Dept. Now we'll have to outsource the outsourced outsourcing dept. again

[Pica Pica]

no, we outsourced the sore snout department...turned out the pigs couldn't care less.

[Shana A]

Want some beacon? Fish? A fruit smoothie?

No bacon in my fish smoothie please 

One fish and fruit smoothie pleasure coming up!!! 

A round of fish and fruit smoothies for everyone! 

hmmmm, where did everyone go?? Why am I still working late on a Friday evening?? 

Z

[Pica Pica]

i've spent most f today wandering around Sam Johnson's house and watching musicals on dvd back to back. On the west side story interval now

[V M]

i've spent most f today wandering around Sam Johnson's house and watching musicals on dvd back to back. On the west side story interval now

Oh, so you need a fish and fruit smoothie! Beacon with that?

[Eva Marie]

I thought we outsourced the outsourcing department.

We did. but then someone outsourced the outsourced outsourcing Dept. Now we'll have to outsource the outsourced outsourcing dept. again

I thought we outsourced the insourcing department?

[tekla]

i've spent most f today wandering around Sam Johnson's house

I guess its a good thing he's dead then, otherwise he'd be pissed.

[Pica Pica]

he wouldn't be chuffed, specially if i had my sardine and strawberry smoothie

[V M]

I thought we outsourced the outsourcing department.

We did. but then someone outsourced the outsourced outsourcing Dept. Now we'll have to outsource the outsourced outsourcing dept. again

I thought we outsourced the insourcing department?

We did. But then we received a large shipment of sour gummi fish

You signed for them

[Eva Marie]

I thought we outsourced the outsourcing department.

We did. but then someone outsourced the outsourced outsourcing Dept. Now we'll have to outsource the outsourced outsourcing dept. again

I thought we outsourced the insourcing department?

We did. But then we received a large shipment of sour gummi fish

You signed for them

fish again....... 

[RebeccaFog]

i've spent most f today wandering around Sam Johnson's house and watching musicals on dvd back to back. On the west side story interval now

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

That one makes me cry.       

[ZaidaZadkiel]

AS the director of directors and procastinations, I've been hard at work.

Herein, I suggest we direct our attention to the direct outside sourcing of outsourcing sources of outsiders and other permutations.

And don't forget your fish.

[Simone Louise]

Want some beacon? Fish? A fruit smoothie?

No bacon in my fish smoothie please 

One fish and fruit smoothie pleasure coming up!!! 

A round of fish and fruit smoothies for everyone! 

hmmmm, where did everyone go?? Why am I still working late on a Friday evening?? 

Z

That's what I was wondering--with all your talk of kashrut. You could've been at our congregation celebrating Tu b'Shevat, eating fruit and nuts and drinking white and red wine and singing--we would have made good use of your musical talents. No smoothies though.

Gut shabbos to all,
S

[Shana A]

That's what I was wondering--with all your talk of kashrut. You could've been at our congregation celebrating Tu b'Shevat, eating fruit and nuts and drinking white and red wine and singing--we would have made good use of your musical talents. No smoothies though.

Gut shabbos to all,
S

Sorry I missed it!

Z

[tekla]

oy vey

[Eva Marie]

Want some beacon? Fish? A fruit smoothie?

No bacon in my fish smoothie please 

One fish and fruit smoothie pleasure coming up!!! 

A round of fish and fruit smoothies for everyone! 

hmmmm, where did everyone go?? Why am I still working late on a Friday evening?? 

Z

That's what I was wondering--with all your talk of kashrut. You could've been at our congregation celebrating Tu b'Shevat, eating fruit and nuts and drinking white and red wine and singing--we would have made good use of your musical talents. No smoothies though.

Gut shabbos to all,
S

I think a gefilte fish smoothie would have been appropriate, eh?

[ZaidaZadkiel]

QUOTES!!!

I think a gefilte fish smoothie would have been appropriate, eh?

I think it'd be more fun if it was inappropriate.

(This post was only meant to point out there was too many quotes inside quotes. Please, think of the children.This reply was paid for, in cash, by the assosiation of "We don't think of the children.")

[Simone Louise]

I think a gefilte fish smoothie would have been appropriate, eh?

I think I'd prefer lox (it goes so well with cream cheese) with tomatoes as the fruit, and onions maybe, in frozen yogurt. Sweet and salty, it might be OK. Just don't put it in a styrofoam cup, please.

S

[Shana A]

I think a gefilte fish smoothie would have been appropriate, eh?

I think I'd prefer lox (it goes so well with cream cheese) with tomatoes as the fruit, and onions maybe, in frozen yogurt. Sweet and salty, it might be OK. Just don't put it in a styrofoam cup, please.

S

I think we should open a smoothie stand on the street in front of our headquarters, proceeds could help fund the bailout... try our specialty of the house, a nice bagel and lox smoothie... 32 flavors; gefilte fish, chopped liver or chicken soup smoothies... what's not to like! 

Z

[Eva Marie]

I think a gefilte fish smoothie would have been appropriate, eh?

I think I'd prefer lox (it goes so well with cream cheese) with tomatoes as the fruit, and onions maybe, in frozen yogurt. Sweet and salty, it might be OK. Just don't put it in a styrofoam cup, please.

S

I think we should open a smoothie stand on the street in front of our headquarters, proceeds could help fund the bailout... try our specialty of the house, a nice bagel and lox smoothie... 32 flavors; gefilte fish, chopped liver or chicken soup smoothies... what's not to like! 

Z

I think we need to also carry bacon milkshakes, and you can't forget about the ever popular tilapia ice cream with hush puppy nuggets.