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Men are from Mars, Women are from Venus, Androgynes are from.....

Started by Nicky, February 04, 2009, 07:24:45 PM

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Jaimey

#140
February 20, 2009, 02:11:13 PM
Quote from: Virginia Marie on February 19, 2009, 09:32:17 PM
A flock of geese say they want to come too  :laugh: Should we vote on it?

If there's a goose that wants to suck on a hash nipple in a milk bar, well that's a goose I want to hang out with!  :D
If curiosity really killed the cat, I'd already be dead. :laugh:

"How far you go in life depends on you being tender with the young, compassionate with the aged, sympathetic with the striving and tolerant of the weak and the strong. Because someday in life you will have been all of these." GWC
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Laurry

#141
February 20, 2009, 02:32:00 PM
The words "hang out" and "goose" make me jumpy...for some reason I keep thinking of that line from Night at the Roxbury, "Did you just grab my @$$?"  Guess the Daisy Dukes and micro minis are out (and a good thing really, who would ever want to see that much of my cellulite...just thinking about that makes me want to order a double)

Anyway...I'll just grab my genuine autographed Mary Poppins umbrella and be there directly

.....L


Ya put your right foot in.  You put your right foot out.  You put your right foot in and you shake it all about.  You do the Andro-gyney and you turn yourself around.  That's what it's all about.
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V M

#142
February 20, 2009, 04:24:33 PM
Well I'd better get flying over there...The geese are getting anxious. You know how the like to snap at things...Honk! Honk! snap! Oh now stop that! not my nipples! Wait 'till we get to the milk bar!  :laugh:
The main things to remember in life are Love, Kindness, Understanding and Respect - Always make forward progress

Superficial fanny kissing friends are a dime a dozen, a TRUE FRIEND however is PRICELESS


- V M
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ZaidaZadkiel

#143
February 20, 2009, 06:40:16 PM
This thread makes me happy.

Question: Should there be crack in the milk bar ? Plus, why not better go to a chocolate bar ?

And what about the lactose intolerant ? Are they likely to do anything odd like those other intolerant people who like fighting with people who aren't like them ?
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Pica Pica

#144
February 20, 2009, 06:42:52 PM
they only fight the lactose, whoever they are.
'For the circle may be squared with rising and swelling.' Kit Smart
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V M

#145
February 20, 2009, 06:46:22 PM
I think they serve treats there as well

Intolerance will not be tolerated  :laugh:
The main things to remember in life are Love, Kindness, Understanding and Respect - Always make forward progress

Superficial fanny kissing friends are a dime a dozen, a TRUE FRIEND however is PRICELESS


- V M
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Eva Marie

#146
February 20, 2009, 06:47:21 PM
Quote from: Pica Pica on February 20, 2009, 06:42:52 PM
they only fight the lactose, whoever they are.

People from lactoland, of course.
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V M

#147
February 20, 2009, 07:00:32 PM
Oh yes, the infamous Lactolanders  :laugh:
The main things to remember in life are Love, Kindness, Understanding and Respect - Always make forward progress

Superficial fanny kissing friends are a dime a dozen, a TRUE FRIEND however is PRICELESS


- V M
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Jaimey

#148
February 20, 2009, 07:20:19 PM
Lactose intolerant not to be mixed up with those who are lactating... >:-)
If curiosity really killed the cat, I'd already be dead. :laugh:

"How far you go in life depends on you being tender with the young, compassionate with the aged, sympathetic with the striving and tolerant of the weak and the strong. Because someday in life you will have been all of these." GWC
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Pica Pica

#149
February 20, 2009, 07:23:51 PM
Quote from: Jaimey on February 20, 2009, 07:20:19 PM
Lactose intolerant not to be mixed up with those who are lactating... >:-)

what if one was both?
'For the circle may be squared with rising and swelling.' Kit Smart
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Laurry

#150
February 20, 2009, 10:58:00 PM
Quote from: Pica Pica on February 20, 2009, 07:23:51 PM
what if one was both?

Exactly.  Sheesh, that would have to really hurt...

Ewwww.....L
Ya put your right foot in.  You put your right foot out.  You put your right foot in and you shake it all about.  You do the Andro-gyney and you turn yourself around.  That's what it's all about.
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Jaimey

#153
February 23, 2009, 02:25:45 AM
Quote from: riven_one on February 20, 2009, 11:30:09 PM
ESMAG management material!

So if there are any lactating, lactose intolerant androgynes out there with poor work ethic and redundant tendencies, we have positions open.  :D
If curiosity really killed the cat, I'd already be dead. :laugh:

"How far you go in life depends on you being tender with the young, compassionate with the aged, sympathetic with the striving and tolerant of the weak and the strong. Because someday in life you will have been all of these." GWC
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V M

#154
February 23, 2009, 02:42:10 AM
Lactation is one of the cornerstones of ESMAG. Or was that Lackies? Laxidasical? Anyway, Who wants a fish & fruit smoothie?  :laugh:
The main things to remember in life are Love, Kindness, Understanding and Respect - Always make forward progress

Superficial fanny kissing friends are a dime a dozen, a TRUE FRIEND however is PRICELESS


- V M
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Jaimey

#155
February 23, 2009, 10:16:53 PM
I really wish I could make a pun using both fruit and fish, but I can't.  :'(
If curiosity really killed the cat, I'd already be dead. :laugh:

"How far you go in life depends on you being tender with the young, compassionate with the aged, sympathetic with the striving and tolerant of the weak and the strong. Because someday in life you will have been all of these." GWC
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V M

#156
February 23, 2009, 10:27:26 PM
Quote from: Jaimey on February 23, 2009, 10:16:53 PM
I really wish I could make a pun using both fruit and fish, but I can't.  :'(
Sure you can....Beacon with that?  :laugh:
The main things to remember in life are Love, Kindness, Understanding and Respect - Always make forward progress

Superficial fanny kissing friends are a dime a dozen, a TRUE FRIEND however is PRICELESS


- V M
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Shana A

#157
February 24, 2009, 06:37:52 AM
Quote from: Jaimey on February 23, 2009, 10:16:53 PM
I really wish I could make a pun using both fruit and fish, but I can't.  :'(

What about something having to do with banana fish?  :D

Z
"Be yourself; everyone else is already taken." Oscar Wilde
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V M

#158
February 24, 2009, 07:13:25 AM
Sure, You can have a banana with your fish if you like  :laugh:
The main things to remember in life are Love, Kindness, Understanding and Respect - Always make forward progress

Superficial fanny kissing friends are a dime a dozen, a TRUE FRIEND however is PRICELESS


- V M
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Shana A

#159
February 24, 2009, 07:52:20 AM
A Perfect Day for Bananafish  :D

a story by JD Salinger

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/A_Perfect_Day_for_Bananafish

Z
"Be yourself; everyone else is already taken." Oscar Wilde
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