u got a monster in ur closet?

[Christo]

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                    Your result for The Got A Monster In Your Closet? Test... Monster ChowYou scored 4 Emotional, 8 Rationality,  and 1 OccultKnowledge!The Got A Monster In Your Closet? Test at HelloQuizzy

Monster Chow
You have 3 monsters in your closet.

Like it or not, you no longer have the luxury of “not believing.” You’ve seen things out of the corner of your eye one too many times. You’ve felt things. You know the truth, and it chills the marrow in your bones. Perhaps you’ve considered researching demonology, just to learn what you are up against, but the horror of it drove you to give it up. Instead you may have gone back to your Faith, clutching it to your chest like a warm blankie.

Regardless of the path you walk, this much is for sure; at night, in the depths of the Witching hour, sounds of inhuman breathing can be heard through the crack in your closet door. As moonlight fills your room with a silvery ethereal glow, eyes of fire peer out of the yawning shadows. You are not alone.

So what should you do? Pull the covers up over your head and pray. I’m afraid that until you decide to admit the truth, there is really nothing more a person in your position can do. You know that nobody will believe you if you tell them what you know, so you keep it to yourself… letting it fester and eat away at your very soul. Fear the night, for it does not fear you.

[Janet_Girl]

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Blindfolded Fool
You scored 8 Emotional, 5 Rationality, and 7 OccultKnowledge!

You have 5 monsters in your closet.

Too much bravery, too little understand and a little belief can be a very dangerous combination. You know that there is something wrong with your closet. You are not afraid of it, per say, but rather more intrigued. This is not a good thing.

Fear is an emotion we have to warn us that something dangerous (and potentially fatal) is happening and we should move out of the way. For whatever reason, you are not afraid of the closet monsters that you secretly know are plotting against you. Instead, you’ve taken the time to learn a bit about the Occult, but you have not applied yourself to your studies. Instead, you let your imagination guide your actions and ignore the obvious signs of impending doom.

You are the person who goes about their daily routine when the world is about to come to an end, never believing that the end is really neigh.

[tinkerbell]

Awakened Warrior
You scored 4 Emotional, 7 Rationality, and 11 OccultKnowledge!



You have 1 monster in your closet.

Whether or not your closet existed as a haven for evil before you were introduced to horror movies, Steven King novels and the Occult, we may never know. But as it stands, your mind and soul are too far open to the existence of these entities to ever go back to being one of the blind little sheep who dwell in a world of lollipop dreams and cotton candy wishes.

As you undoubtedly know, your level of awareness is like a double-edged sword. On one hand, your understanding of these extra-plainer creatures affords you some small measure of protection against them and their wicked ways. Yet at the same time, you find yourself persecuted by idiots who refuse to acknowledge the chilling truth of their existence.

But have no fear, Awakened Warrior; when the closet doors are torn from their frames and the waves of demonic warriors come spewing through into our mortal realm, you shall not be swallowed into that endless night. You will survive. You will persevere. Your knowledge is your shield and your cross to bare. Heck, maybe you will even join the hoards of Darkness just for kicks… or fight nobly against them. Either way, it’s all good.

                   
                    Your result for The Got A Monster In Your Closet? Test... Awakened WarriorYou scored 4 Emotional, 7 Rationality,  and 11 OccultKnowledge!The Got A Monster In Your Closet? Test at HelloQuizzy

Yes, I have one monster in my closet.  His name is Chris! 


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[katherine]

Awakened Warrior

You scored 4 Emotional, 5 Rationality, and 11 OccultKnowledge!

Awakened Warrior
You have 1 monster in your closet.

Whether or not your closet existed as a haven for evil before you were introduced to horror movies, Steven King novels and the Occult, we may never know. But as it stands, your mind and soul are too far open to the existence of these entities to ever go back to being one of the blind little sheep who dwell in a world of lollipop dreams and cotton candy wishes.

As you undoubtedly know, your level of awareness is like a double-edged sword. On one hand, your understanding of these extra-plainer creatures affords you some small measure of protection against them and their wicked ways. Yet at the same time, you find yourself persecuted by idiots who refuse to acknowledge the chilling truth of their existence.

But have no fear, Awakened Warrior; when the closet doors are torn from their frames and the waves of demonic warriors come spewing through into our mortal realm, you shall not be swallowed into that endless night. You will survive. You will persevere. Your knowledge is your shield and your cross to bare. Heck, maybe you will even join the hoards of Darkness just for kicks… or fight nobly against them. Either way, it’s all good.

[je]

Reluctant Slayer



You scored 2 Emotional, 8 Rationality, and 7 OccultKnowledge!

Reluctant Slayer
You have 4 monsters in your closet.

You are a Reluctant Slayer. Sure, you are afraid of the evil that dwells in the depths of darkness… who wouldn’t be? Yet somehow you have managed to master your fear; you have turned your terror into a fuel to power your lean, mean, demon-slaying machine. Namely, yourself.

Although it took you a while to work up the courage, you’ve learned more than the average bear about the things you are up against. Perhaps all those horror movies and Steven King novels paid off after all. Take that, mom!

So, although you acknowledge the existence of monsters and the very real evil they do in our world, you are also wise enough to keep this knowledge to yourself. You understand that most people simply can not take the soul-shattering truths you’ve learned. It would break their brains.

Thus you wait patiently, biding your time until the demons make the first move. You don’t look forward to that black day, but you will be ready for it. Oh yes, you will be ready.

[Pica Pica]

Awakened Warrior

You scored 5 Emotional, 3 Rationality, and 7 OccultKnowledge!

Awakened Warrior
You have 1 monster in your closet.