Hypochondria

[Sophie90]

What are you dying of this week?

For me, it's crohn's disease and epilepsy.

Fun times.






(In case it's unclear, I don't actually have these things. )


Any other hypochondriacs?

[Pica Pica]

i just got over a bad case of TB and pneumonia.

[tekla]

Only the good die young. I intend to live forever, or at least come as close as I can. 

I work with people I've had to send to the hospital against their own wishes because they were bleeding so much.  "Hey, I'm fine."  "No, your not, your bleeding all over my stage."

Women bleed once a month and live. You will too.

[Pica Pica]

we used to do plays with that attitude, die after the after show party, not before.

[tekla]

of course, that depends on how bad the stage show bombed.