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Started by nickie, February 17, 2009, 08:58:16 PM

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nickie

February 17, 2009, 08:58:16 PM
A guy goes to the supermarket and notices an attractive woman waving at him.

She says, "Hello." He's rather taken aback because he can't place where he knows her from.

So he says, "Do you know me?", to which she replies, "I think you're the father of one of my kids."

Now his mind travels back to the only time he has ever been unfaithful to his wife and says, "Are you the stripper from the bachelor party that I made love to on the pool table with all my buddies watching while your partner whipped my butt with wet celery?"

...........She looks into his eyes and says calmly, "No......I'm your son's teacher!"
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burgandy

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February 18, 2009, 01:17:52 AM
XD
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V M

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February 18, 2009, 02:11:25 AM
Oooohhhhh my.... :laugh: >:-) :laugh: >:-) :laugh:
The main things to remember in life are Love, Kindness, Understanding and Respect - Always make forward progress

Superficial fanny kissing friends are a dime a dozen, a TRUE FRIEND however is PRICELESS


- V M
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vanna

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February 18, 2009, 02:31:46 AM
Lolol

Verry funny  :P
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Jay

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February 18, 2009, 05:22:25 AM
*EVIL LAUGH*


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