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Started by Buffy, August 16, 2006, 08:08:15 AM

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Buffy

The other day while driving I caused a near riot when I stopped at a zebra crossing to let a woman go across... The guy in the car next to me was swearing and waving his fist at me because he had to stop.... You know what, 6 years ago that would have been me... :o

So I got to thinking about ...... Things.... That I.

Things I did as a guy and can still do as a woman....... :)

1. Complex Mathematical calculations
2. Reverse parallel Park
3. Read Maps
4. Understand the offside rule in football (soccer)

Things I do as a woman but didn't do as a guy...... :angel:

1. Ask for directions if lost (may have left my map indoors)
2. Try clothes on in shops and take them back later if I change my mind
3. Let people out of side roads and stop to let people across Zebra crossings
4. Listen to what people actually say

Things I couldn't do as a guy and still can't do as a woman...... >:(

1. Iron
2. Knitting (just can't get the hang of it)
3. understand men
4. Drink alcohol (used to make me drunk, now just makes me horny)

Things I never knew about women as a guy, but I now know... ::)

1. Thrush ain't nice...
2. They work bloody hard to get hair free bodies (and it hurts)
3. Tampons have string! (never knew that honestly)
4. The G spots are not a myth!

They are my things..........

I am sure there are more, feel free to add your own.

Buffy





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cindianna_jones

Ahhh.. lesseee.

As a guy, I'd take every opportunity I could to put on a dress, hose, and heels.
As a gal, I take every opportunity to wear jeans and tees.

I wore more makeup when I was a guy.
As a gal, I almost never wear makeup.

As a guy, I'd never play to cello because the ex used to think it was a sissy thing to do.
As a gal, I love to play the cello, but wear pants when I perform because it isn't lady like
to play a cello.

As a guy, I'd have sex every time I could.
As a woman... I did at first, but now I could care less.

As a married man, I couldn't have a dog.
As a married woman, I have two dogs.

As a married man, I had to live in the city.
As a married woman, I got to choose where we would live in the country.

As a married man, I'd take every opportunity to travel out of town.
As a married woman, I stay home as much as I can.

As a married man, I had to consult with my spouse for just about everything.
As a married woman, I inform my spouse, sometimes after the fact.

As a married man, I held many secrets from my spouse.
As a married woman, I hold no secrets with my spouse.

That's all I can think of right now.
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