Men are from Mars, Women are from Venus, Androgynes are from.....

[Pica Pica]

I got something about pears in my head, but I can't find a fish to match.

[Simone Louise]

I got something about pairs in my hand, but I can't find a flush to match.

[Laurry]

Anyway, Who wants a fish & fruit smoothie? 

Reminds me of the line in the move Accepted.

From Accepted (2006)
Bartleby Gaines: Why'd you get fired?
Glen: I got fired for making a shrimp slushy.
Bartleby Gaines: That's disgusting! Why would you do that pal?
Glen: 'Cause I was hungry and thirsty!

[Seshatneferw]

I really wish I could make a pun using both fruit and fish, but I can't. 

I really wish
that I could fish
for buns with puns --
but nuns and sons
eat quiche, that dish
so very non-berry,
and I must sigh
with my fruit.

  Nfr
  (Yay, I have time to be here again!)

[Jaimey]

I really wish
that I could fish
for buns with puns --
but nuns and sons
eat quiche, that dish
so very non-berry,
and I must sigh
with my fruit.

  Nfr
  (Yay, I have time to be here again!)

I like it!  We should create a collection of androgyne poetry and bad puns.  It's sure to be best seller!

...is there really such a thing as banana fish?