THERE IS A HAMSTER IN MY ROOM #*($%^#)$*(^#*$

[CypherEnigma]

So its 3am and I'm writing for my classes cause its the end of the term and I hear a little ruffling of an empty bag and I look over and there is a GOD DAMNED HAMSTER IN MY ROOM.
One of my dorm-mate's damned hamster got out and is now scurrying around my room during my mid terms so I've gotta spend a night trying to trap the little bugger when I'm supposed to be doing work!!! SO ANNOYED. Not exactly the most pressing of concerns but its still got me vexed.

[Jay]

Awww Sarrah they are little buggers when it comes to cornoring them. My sisters hamsters have got out many of times and as she is too young I have always been the one to catch them. Adoring little animals they are.

I feel for you babe, when ever you feel like something is going to get done something else always comes up and pulls your attention elsewhere!

Jay

[CypherEnigma]

Well I cornered him and know where he lives but when I went to reach and grab him I found a delightful little present. There was a ton of broken glass from a prior inhabitant who was too lazy to throw it out. Luckily I didn't get cut but i was not happy.
There the added benefit that it gave me something else to do for a couple of hours because my paper was starting to drive me insane. Not the healthiest academic solution but it was mighty fun having a stake out and watching chick flicks on my bed with a shoebox waiting to ambush his furry butt.

[CypherEnigma]

More of a good way to rack up some serious sleep deprivation but nonetheless I got a fresh coat of nail polish out of it and a few good giggles. Maybe when I pass out on a desk my teacher will admire my freshly painted emerald nails and let me sleep. Yea my humor gets kinda messed up when I'm going gradually insane. I do have to get another movie for tonight/tomorrow morning if I'm gonna catch him! Maybe he's a fan of RENT too? He can sing along with me in the box and we'll have a fantabulous time!

[Jay]

More of a good way to rack up some serious sleep deprivation but nonetheless I got a fresh coat of nail polish out of it and a few good giggles. Maybe when I pass out on a desk my teacher will admire my freshly painted emerald nails and let me sleep. 

I do have to get another movie for tonight/tomorrow morning if I'm gonna catch him! Maybe he's a fan of RENT too? He can sing along with me in the box and we'll have a fantabulous time!

I love your humour.. I fell off my chair seriously!

Sounds like your night was full of action then.. maybe it what a god sends to get you to have a break from studying.. I hope you do well in your tests hun.


Jay

[CypherEnigma]

The tests aren't what I'm worried about. I'm worried bout the papers and my speech class because I've still gotta memorize a sonnet or two for the end of the term. Those come easy cause Shakespeare is my hero.
Maybe I should name him Shakespeare and put him to work. I can just teach him English and have him write papers. I guess that would violate academic integrity. Would make a pretty sweet presentation for a class if I could find it. "Hi, here's the hamster that I found in my room and here is the sonnet he wrote!"
I have a feeling it might sound like Alvin and the Chipmunks. I guess there are worse things in life...like hearing William Shatner read The Raven by Poe...And the award for worst crime to literature goes to?