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The Dittohead Party: Why the GOP is Screwing Itself

Started by NicholeW., March 06, 2009, 11:31:09 AM

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NicholeW.

The Dittohead Party: Why the GOP is Screwing Itself
Bob Cesca. The Huffington Post. 6 March 2009.

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/bob-cesca/the-dittohead-party-how-t_b_171979.html


It's easy to temporarily forget Limbaugh's record of awfulness because the latest controversy tends to obliterate memories of past controversies -- controversies to which the Republicans have, by proxy, tethered themselves. If Limbaugh is the leader of the Republicans and the Republicans are, indeed, willing to embrace Limbaugh as such a leader, then the Republicans are embracing the whole nasty package.

To fall under the rule of Limbaugh means that the Republicans have sealed their status as the party of race-baiting. In Limbaugh's world, Colin Powell endorsed Barack Obama simply because Obama is black -- excuse me, Halfrican American. In Limbaugh's world, all blacks say "axe" instead of "ask." In Limbaugh's world, it's hilarious to pronounce Mayor Ray Nagin's name as Mayor Nay-ger. In Limbaugh's world, black contestants on Survivor are at a disadvantage because "blacks can't swim."

To fall under the rule of Limbaugh means that the Republicans have become the party of sexism. In Limbaugh's world, women who seek equal rights are making up for the fact that they're "ugly." In Limbaugh's world, it's hilarious to compare pubescent teenage girls to "the family dog." In Limbaugh's world, women live longer because their lives are somehow "easier." I can't imagine that would apply to Limbaugh's three ex-wives, but okay.




[The lead here is longer than it should be, but seemed necessary to give the notion the writer was talking about more than racism or sexism. Instead he's talking about a range of -isms- and "positions" that the GOP is effectively embracing when they embrace Rush as a "leader." --- Nichole]

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RebeccaFog


I don't see why real conservatives don't start their own party and let the republican party be the party of idiots.
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tekla

black contestants on Survivor are at a disadvantage because "blacks can't swim."

Oddly enough, my dentist for years in Iowa was A-A, and an NCAA record holder, in, ta-da, swimming.  It's not as Rush would want it, a racial deal, but largely a money deal, as swimming pools are pretty much (well, outside of Cali) an upper middle class deal.  They could say the same thing about A-A and golf except that little Tiger Wood's thing gets in the way.

Ideas, lots of them anyway, come with 'use by' dates just like milk.  And many are useful for a time, then, as the problems they were designed to solve go away (or, don't go away) the ideas and ideals drift to the wayside also.

The 'pubs have had a long run at government and in the end, made a complete and utter hash of it.  Perhaps that was inevitable that in the end the Democrats were so bad (think Dukacus, Kerry, Gore - all of whom ran almost text book bad campaigns) ANY 'pub could win, and any 'pub did - and what we got was junior in the presidential equalivilent of Tommy Boy, where the tagline was: If at first you don't succeed, lower your standards. .

But as the idea and ideals can take credit for the solution, the problems add up that the old notions can't solve, or in fact, created.

When the thought first came up, I'm sure it - as almost all really, really, incredibly stupid ideas are - . . .  seemed like a good idea at the time, to arm the Taliban and people like Osama.  In the long run, of course it seems like a less than perfect solution, one that created more problems then it solved.  But do not be quick to dismiss the original thought, that doing so would greatly reduce Soviet power.  Because it did.  Matter of fact, the fiasco in Afghanistan for the USSR was instrumental in the collapse of the system as a whole.  (Note: that that we learned anything from that either.)

Likewise, the economic solutions ran their course.  Social ideas came and went - and may in fact have stuck.  It occurs to me of late when looking at election results (always something to be done at leisure in order to get any real message from them) that the long drum-beat mantra of 'family values' might have worked, and it worked to put the Obama family - as opposed to the McCain, or even worse, Palin family in the White House.  On paper, the guy with the strong marriage (the only one for both of them) with the two cute kids, and taking grandmother along to care for them was a stronger family values deal then either the (Grandfather himself) McCain or (Grandmother herself) Palin families could muster.

And, if you're like me (and I'll assume your not) it's a laugh riot to think that the people who raised the mantra of 'family values' ended up on the losing side when people actually thought about it.  Obama and Biden were both in their actual lives much more pro family values than the 'pubs.  I live for humor like that.  It's like the monkey who was beaten in order to get coconuts killing the guy who did it by heaving a big coconut down on the guys head while it was up in the tree.  Karma.

But for sure, the 'pubs are on the run.  They don't hold a single Congressional seat in New England anymore.  Not one.  And the Senators they have up there are almost liberal dems anyway and much hates as RINOS (* FreeRepublic/LuciannDotCom speak for Republican In Name Only types they blame for the current state of affairs).

They are losing power and states, Virgina went blue, Carolina is tilting, the Rocky Mountain States are tired of the super Christian view.  And, like when all things begin to disintegrate all sorts of creepies start coming out of the woodwork, like the current crop of people in the 'pub party advocating for Ayn Rand. You know you're getting out there then, when you have people in the Republican Party of the United States advocating for a work stoppage.  Ah yes, the leaders of industry go Gault, at least the ones who aren't under indictment.

The 'pubs are getting creamed in Cali.  Even with Arnold - who hasn't been any more effective then the guy we through out, but he is more colorful, I'll give him that - they don't hold that many seats.  And they are about to get caught up in another problem, which is there is going to be another ballot measure (we love 'em, we do) to undo the previous ballot measure that made gay marriage lileagal again.  Thus, the next election - an off year one that has much smaller numbers of people voting in it - is going to be dominated by this huge social question that everyone is real tired of, wants to go away, and has pretty much got to the point that they don't care anymore.

I'm sure that the pro/anti8 people (yes, its confusing) will not make the same mistakes they made last time, which was pretty much thinking they had it in the bag, and they threw themselves a lot of premature victory parties.  They are going to raise a ->-bleeped-<-load of money, and target it all in LA.  Which is what has to be done to win.  But, it ties the 'pubs down to being forced to argue that (again) and its not what people are caring about these days. 

But, this is what the 'pubs are left with I think.

*The Social Conservatives/Religious Right types - The Sara Palin/Mike Huckabee people.  Limbaugh never really cared much about the social issues, this is much more Glen Beck/Mike Savage stuff, i.e. real psychopaths.
*The business types who have always thought of it as 'their' party anyway - Romney - der mitter, and others - they own the media for the most part, but they are boring, and not doing very well of late.
*The rightwing fringe nutjobs - Yes, Ron Paul, and Rush too, I'm a calling you out now.  This is the economic revolution, overturn the New Deal, lets go back to the 18th Century stuff.

And those three groups are duking it out right now.  In calling down Limbaugh I think Obama did well, I don't think he's the leader except for his own faction, and people sure do hate him.

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NicholeW.

#3
I sometimes imagine what it's like when a huge ocean-liner runs abreast of an iceberg and gashes a great large hole in its keel. There's no guidance, no movement except for whatever momentum's available through the action of inertia and the churning of the sea. A sort of ceaseless rocking and waving the propels the boat in the direction of the waves.

People mill about, frantic but still rather calm as the get to life vests and find loved ones or friends. The boats begin to load and then someone realizes, among the passengers, that there aren't enough boats for everyone to fit into.

The captain and crew courageouslt attempt to maintain order and the band plays a warming tune, thumbing its colective nose at death by drowning and hypothermia. *sigh* Leonardo, kiss Kate one last time and prepare to dive as the boat cracks in half and the bow and sternrise and begin a slow, inevitable dive, cleanly into the ocean depths.

The screaming and ranting the former surface calm and urgency replaced by curses and cries to god for mercy. Then the cold water embraces them all. Some get sucked into the wake-whirlpool of the sinking ship and other survives for minutes in the near-freezing water, slowly losing command of their limbs and their body cores cool, slow and finally stop.

I wonder if that's not the feeling the Hasterts and Jindals, Frists and Steeles get about now -- that slow realization that maybe soon there will be nothing left but flotsam and bodies on the surface of the deep?

Nichole
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tekla

the band plays a warming tune

It's been pretty well documented that when the Titanic went under they were playing "Nearer My God To Thee" which is pretty much what the 'pubs went down singing also.

And the reason the is not a conservative uniting into a single party is because without the religious types, and the wingnuts they don't have enough to win.  America is, and it drives them crazy, pretty much a liberal nation right down to its Declaration of Independence, its Constitution and Bill of Rights, with it's Gospel of Wealth, its constant fights for the rights of different groups, with its drive (mania really) for progress (even when its bad).  All that stuff is liberal stuff.
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NicholeW.

Quote from: tekla on March 15, 2009, 02:42:52 PM
the band plays a warming tune

"Nearer My God To Thee"

Would they were, nearer. I wonder if that won't be a major shock for a lot of them as well? I mean afterwards, if they discover no majestic hallways and mansions behind some brave city wall made of clear jasper. :)
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tekla

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NicholeW.

Quote from: tekla on March 15, 2009, 03:05:28 PM
Run Sara(H) RUN

Its my slogan.

Add the "h" so we know who you're talking about. :laugh: You might've been talking about Sara Purcell!! :laugh:

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tekla

I only want her to be the intellectual spokesperson for the Republican Party, I don't like her enough to learn how to spell her name. 
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NicholeW.

Quote from: tekla on March 15, 2009, 04:21:45 PM
I only want her to be the intellectual spokesperson for the Republican Party, I don't like her enough to learn how to spell her name. 

You are incorrigible!! :P
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Shana A

"Be yourself; everyone else is already taken." Oscar Wilde


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NicholeW.

Quote from: Zythyra on March 16, 2009, 07:08:57 PM
That's what we all like about her  :laugh:

Z

O, it's not just me? :laugh: There are times I wonder. :laugh:

Nichole
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RebeccaFog


"Dittohead" is spelled wrong.  It begins with the letters "Sh" and not the letter "D".
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NicholeW.

Quote from: Rebis on March 17, 2009, 11:12:42 AM
"Dittohead" is spelled wrong.  It begins with the letters "Sh" and not the letter "D".

Good grief!! Both of you on the same thread!! How lovely! :laugh:

Nichole
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tekla

Come on, for left wing political types watching the 'pubs do themselves in is the NASCAR of politics.  Just one huge wreck after the other.
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NicholeW.

Quote from: tekla on March 17, 2009, 11:43:15 AM
Come on, for left wing political types watching the 'pubs do themselves in is the NASCAR of politics.  Just one huge wreck after the other.

Love the metaphor and it seems quite apt. I always suspected that the real joy of NASCAR had to be the wrecks or their possibility and not watching a bunch of colorful cars go round and round 250 times or whatever.

Like ya don't see that enough on the highway already!

Nichole
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tekla

The crashes have something to do with it.  Though, there is an element of you don't know until you go to it also.  NASCAR on TV is boring - as most things on TV are - it flattens the experience and in the case of auto racing, pretty much eliminates it all together. 

But, if you were to ever sit there, right down by the track, on the very end of the 4th turn at Daytona and watch those cars hit it as they come out of the turn and rocket down the straight, or sit at turn one in Indy and see them go from 220 to 180 in seconds, and then make that turn - well, in person, its pretty cool.  Its not the coolest thing in the world perhaps, but well worth seeing once.

And hey, after years of listening to the 'pubs tell the dems that we were unorganized, catered to fringe elements in our party and were pushing old antique ideas, (hey, all true by the way) well, as the ex-slave said to his old master, bottom rail on top now massa.

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NicholeW.

I just have a hard time imagining being enthralled by it all. Just doesn't seem to have a point to me.

On the other hand, politics, well, that's a different story! LOL!

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RebeccaFog


I never watch sports on TV but I saw a college football game once from the ground and it was fun.

It makes sense that the thrill of nascar is being there live.
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tekla

It makes sense that the thrill of nascar is being there live.

And drunk.  I forgot to add that part, but its a pretty drunk bunch there in the grandstands at Daytona or Indy, for sure on that.

And my favorite is going down to Laguna Seca, down in Monterey and watching the old 50&60s sports cars run the course, the Classic Grand Prix.  Real nice to see the old cars run, and not exactly your NASCAR types either.  Bit more mellow.  Cocktails and white wine and not beer.
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