Worst Muzak Renditions

[tekla]

Well Ms. Twain was married to the guy who produced Back in Black, at least until she found out why his nickname was "mutt."

[Arch]

I think the worst thing I've ever heard was Pat Boone performing "Ain't That a Shame."

Don't even go there.

I'm very fond of Shirley Bassey, but I was taken aback by her rendition of "Light My Fire."

I can forgive Shirley, but Pat is the spawn of the devil anyway.

[Jaimey]

Has the Vatican Choir released their version of Welcome to the Jungle?

OMG...I can't even believe you just said that!!!  On VH1, I once saw a show where a group of older classical singers sang "Welcome to the Jungle".  They were pleasantly surprised at how difficult it was. 

Pat Boone...*sigh*  He uses his own name as a curse word.  "Oh, Boone!"  Remember his "metal" phase?

[Cindy]

stairway to heaven    rolf harris

A real rocking number

Enjoy
Cindy James

[Jamie-o]

I was in a Chinese restaurant the other day, and after a while I realized that I was listening to various rock classics done on Chinese instruments.  It was actually kind of interesting ...

[Constance]

I was in a Chinese restaurant the other day, and after a while I realized that I was listening to various rock classics done on Chinese instruments.  It was actually kind of interesting ...

That does sound interesting.

[tekla]

Hey, a good song is a good song, no matter in what style it's played.  It just that Muzak is a special breed of music, breed to suck.  Really.