A litttle boy walks into a drugstore, with a fishin'pole
over his shoulder. He walks up to drugist behind
the counter and asks, "Got any minnows" The drugist
says, "No, this a drug store we sell medicine,
bandages and such but we don't sell any minnows."
The little boy turns around and walks out the door.
The next day he's waiting at the front of the store as
the drugist strolls up to unlock the door and start
his day. The elder gentleman asks the boy, "What brings
you here so early this morning?" The little boy says,
"You got any minnows?" The drugist blinks and says, "No,
we still don't have any minnows. You'll have to find
them elsewhere." The little boy turns
and walks down the sidewalk.
The next day the little boy comes into the store, walks up
to the old drugist and asks, "You got any minnows."
The old man blows a gasket and yells I told you yesterday
and the day before we don't sell minnows, this is a
drug store. You come in here one more time asking for
minnows and I'll nail you little feet to the floor! The little
boy turns around and walks out the door.
The next day the little boy walks in, kind of sheepishly walks
up to the drugist looks up at him and asks, "You got
any nails?" The old man yells , "Boy, what the hell is wrong
with you? This is a freakin' Drug Store we don't have
nails!" The little boy looks back up at the old man and asks,
"Ya got any minnows?"
