Joani's Daddy drives a truck for J.B. Hunt. During the summer,
Her Daddy takes her on the road with him and they have a
wonderful time seeing the sights all across the country. When
they arrive home again Joani bounces into the house,
mounts her trusty tricycle and wheels it into the kitchen,
where Mama is preparing dinner for her returning adventurers.
"My Darling," Mama asks, "did you enjoy your trip with your Daddy?"
"Oh yes," Joani bubbles, as she names all the wonderful things
that she had seen and done. "and I learned a whole lot about truck
driving too" she says. "Well I just cant wait for you tell me
everything that you've learned" Mama says, "but right now I
need you to take your tricycle outside, go clean up and set the
table for dinner." Happily Joani jumps on her tricycle, blows her
Mama a kiss and peddles backwards so that she has room to
manuever around the table leg, as she is backing up she runs into
a cabinet, causing the door to fly open, sending pots and pans
crashing noisily to the floor. Startled, Joani peddles furiously
forward running into her Mama's knee, who trips and falls while trying,
unsuccessfuly, to save the platter of freshly sliced pot roast,
that she was carrying. In an attempt to avoid the falling adult,
Joani swurves and peddles into the table leg, knocking it loose,
sending the table and the entire dinner preparation to the floor.
After extricating herself from the wreckage, Joani jumps up, kicks
the tricycle two or three times and yells,
"F%&# THIS PIECE OF S@#%, LET THE YARD DRIVER PARK THE G@D D$*M THING."
