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Started by Jaimey, April 10, 2009, 01:06:22 AM

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stephanie_eve

#80
May 12, 2009, 06:31:05 PM
what's the difference between a musician and a 401k plan? Eventually a 401k matures and makes money...


... and as for Legos... they is awesome. I still allow myself a bot of guilty pleasure every once in a while... and I'm -totally- mature and well-balanced :D (so says the Libra...)
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stephanie_eve

#82
May 12, 2009, 06:56:37 PM
ROFL

I love kitty pics...
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V M

#83
May 12, 2009, 06:59:08 PM
Quote from: Gypsy on May 12, 2009, 06:56:37 PM
ROFL

I love kitty pics...
Me too...That is a cute one  :laugh:
The main things to remember in life are Love, Kindness, Understanding and Respect - Always make forward progress

Superficial fanny kissing friends are a dime a dozen, a TRUE FRIEND however is PRICELESS


- V M
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tekla

#84
May 12, 2009, 07:00:04 PM
Me too, I love it when people repost pix I can find in any number of thousands and thousands of other sites.  Makes me feel all warm inside that they know how to use the 'save image as' feature.
FIGHT APATHY!, or don't...
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Vexing

#85
May 12, 2009, 07:06:25 PM
Quote from: tekla on May 12, 2009, 07:00:04 PM
Me too, I love it when people repost pix I can find in any number of thousands and thousands of other sites.  Makes me feel all warm inside that they know how to use the 'save image as' feature.
THAY DO?
Ushally wez google 4 a pic and linkz it, askshully :D

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Jaimey

#86
May 12, 2009, 10:10:25 PM
oh my god...those dogs look so evil...hehe...love your sig, vexing!  :D

Jesus walks into a hotel, hands the manager three nails, and says, "can you put me up for the night?"  >:-)

I watched The Crow the other day...I'd forgotten that was in there...
If curiosity really killed the cat, I'd already be dead. :laugh:

"How far you go in life depends on you being tender with the young, compassionate with the aged, sympathetic with the striving and tolerant of the weak and the strong. Because someday in life you will have been all of these." GWC
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Ellieka

#88
May 12, 2009, 10:41:15 PM
OMG Vexing... The sacrilege!
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Eva Marie

#89
May 12, 2009, 11:17:47 PM
Someone mention zombies?  :D

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tekla

#92
May 13, 2009, 05:02:22 PM
oh I heart Zombies

Most likely because you don't have the one thing they desire.


(and that's funny)
FIGHT APATHY!, or don't...
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Vexing

#93
May 13, 2009, 05:17:07 PM
Quote from: tekla on May 13, 2009, 05:02:22 PM
Most likely because you don't have the one thing they desire.

To be accepted and loved like everyone else?

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stephanie_eve

#94
May 13, 2009, 05:39:32 PM
Quote from: tekla on May 13, 2009, 05:02:22 PM
oh I heart Zombies

Most likely because you don't have the one thing they desire.


(and that's funny)

somebody got up on the wrong side of the litterbox, eh?
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Constance

#95
May 13, 2009, 05:41:30 PM
Quote from: Gypsy on May 13, 2009, 05:39:32 PM
somebody got up on the wrong side of the litterbox, eh?
Which side of a litterbox is the right side?  ;D
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Ellieka

#96
May 13, 2009, 08:11:25 PM
The outside? Just guessing here.
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Jaimey

#97
May 13, 2009, 11:56:39 PM
wow...I like the direction this thread is going...
If curiosity really killed the cat, I'd already be dead. :laugh:

"How far you go in life depends on you being tender with the young, compassionate with the aged, sympathetic with the striving and tolerant of the weak and the strong. Because someday in life you will have been all of these." GWC
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PolarBear

#98
May 14, 2009, 02:33:00 AM
Quote from: FairyGirl on April 10, 2009, 11:38:36 PM
How to catch a polar bear:

First, you get a hand saw and a can of peas. Then, you walk out onto the ice and saw a big hole in it. Next, you set the can of peas beside the hole and wait. Finally, when the polar bear comes out to take a pea, you kick him in the ice hole.

(hope that doesn't offend anyone  :embarrassed: )

Growl Wroar! Hmpf! We polar bears are smarter than that! Sort of. I think. Kinda. Are you gonna eat those peas?
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V M

#99
May 15, 2009, 07:07:16 PM
How do you catch a girl like Virginia?

"Well, that's a good question? Up for a dinner and a movie? Maybe a sporting event?"

"A sporting event sounds interesting, and I haven't been to the movies for awhile...But I can cook better than most restaurants. It would be nice to have a day away from cooking."   :laugh:

"The opinions of a peculiar Goth Death Rocker girl are interesting. To say the least."
The main things to remember in life are Love, Kindness, Understanding and Respect - Always make forward progress

Superficial fanny kissing friends are a dime a dozen, a TRUE FRIEND however is PRICELESS


- V M
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