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Am I an androgyne? Not sure...

Started by Fenrir, April 09, 2009, 07:00:32 PM

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Jaimey

Quote from: KYLYKaHYT on April 11, 2009, 06:38:38 PM
'Multicorns' sounds like someone desperately needs to see a podiatrist.

...heh.

One day, Simone, I'm going to show up at your doorstep hungry.


Ha!  I'm going to do it too...

When I'm angry:  It's a rare occurrence.  It makes me feel like I could lift a car.

When I'm sad: I listen to music.

When I'm lonely: I hang out in our living room as opposed to my bedroom.

When I'm happy: I'm fun!  I can have fun doing anything.

The best year of my life was:  I decided this year that every year from now on is going to be better than the last.

Lying is: A lot of work.

My current annoyance is: listening to my roommate's annoyances, lectures on pet food, and her stories that aren't funny.

I want to buy: a winning lottery ticket

If you visited the place I'm from:  You'd have some peace and quiet.  And clean air!  It's nice.

If I died today: I'd be dead.  And I'd have gotten a mostly free education.

My first job was: doing inventory at a music store...counting reeds...ugh.

I collect:  information, music, and stories.

ahh...I feel better now.  I love questionnaires, quizzes, and countdowns!
If curiosity really killed the cat, I'd already be dead. :laugh:

"How far you go in life depends on you being tender with the young, compassionate with the aged, sympathetic with the striving and tolerant of the weak and the strong. Because someday in life you will have been all of these." GWC
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KYLYKaHYT

Quote from: Simone Louise on April 11, 2009, 12:40:02 PM
There might not be any corn syrup in your food, if you were celebrating Passover. On the other hand, we've gone through 2 dozen eggs in 3 days.

Wow! That's a LOT of huevos!  :icon_blink:



Being the good and devout heathen that I am, I personally prefer to stick with spring fertility rituals that are a little less metaphorical (and fattening).  :D  >:-)  ;D
ƃuoɹʍ llɐ ʇno əɯɐɔ ʇɐɥʇ
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Bombi


When I'm angry: I hate myself


When I'm sad: I wonder why


When I'm lonely: I think of my friends


When I'm happy: It shows


The best year of my life was: my 113th acid trip

Lying is: for cowards


My current annoyance is: narcissistic people


I want to buy: just what I need to live

If you visited the place I'm from: you would never go home


If I died today:It wouldn't matter

My first job was: bailing hay


I collect: memories
Yes there is really bigender people
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Simone Louise

I don't know about multi-corns, but consider the Bicorn.

Guaranteed: people will notice your bicycle when you blast them with this beauty.

When I'm angry: I either yell back or bite my lip and become very quiet. Sometimes slam doors.

When I'm sad: I savor the feeling.

When I'm lonely: That's too rare an occurrence to generalize. I like time alone.

When I'm happy: I skip.

The best year of my life was: Back in the 1970s, when I designed a small computer, developing Japanese (Katakana) and Hebrew keyboards for it, and spending weeks in Italy working with an international team to develop software for a version Olivetti would sell.

Lying is: something that leads to problems down the road. Instead, I learned to tell the truth in a way that nobody believed it.

My current annoyance is: Being unable to prioritize or get done all that I want and think I ought to be able to do.

I want to buy: a light, quickly assembled, safe and agile folding kayak.

If you visited the place I'm from: You could find the house, the science museum, and the lake, but so much has changed since I left.

If I died today: I'd ask that you write on my tombstone, "an unfinished symphony".

My first job was: delivering prescription for a pharmacy on my bicycle.

I collect: everything, especially paper and dust.
Choose life.
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RebeccaFog

do we have to extend the umbrella to include Bicorns?

I've read books that say corns can be uni or multi, but not Bi. It's not natural. 

Just because I've read books, it doesn't mean I agree with them.    :laugh:
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Pica Pica

My turn  :)

When I'm angry: I punch walls and go arggh!

When I'm sad: I savour the feeling- ooo me too. I moop.

When I'm lonely: I'm usually at the edge of a large crowd or in a beutiful park on a sunny day alone. I don't like it.

When I'm happy: I sing all the time. I smile and I have a very short attention span.

The best year of my life was: 2001, i just remember drinking and playing and laughing. More like that please.

Lying is: fun, if it's a narrative lie and called fiction.

My current annoyance is: My evil computer, the district line and people who don't give me jobs

I want to buy: an ibook and a flat

If you visited the place I'm from: You'd get robbed by a six year old.

If I died today: I'd be miffed, what a waste of time.

My first job was: sitting in an air tight vault with the door open, rubbing cow fat into old leather book covers.

I collect: everything and often.
'For the circle may be squared with rising and swelling.' Kit Smart
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Nero

You punch walls, ginger?  :laugh:

When I'm angry: I drink.


When I'm sad: I look on the Doe Network for people who have it worse.


When I'm lonely: pet my dog.


When I'm happy: it seems unnatural and highly suspicious.


The best year of my life was: 1999. i was young, dumb, and....


Lying is: depends on the situation.


My current annoyance is: the endo taking her sweet time.


I want to buy: a new car


If you visited the place I'm from: you'd be stuck in a suburban time warp.


If I died today: i'd be pissed i didnt get anything done.


My first job was: bagging groceries. paper or plastic, anyone?


I collect: nothing.


Nero was the Forum Admin here at Susan's Place for several years up to the time of his death.
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Jaimey

Quote from: Rebis on April 13, 2009, 06:20:47 PM
do we have to extend the umbrella to include Bicorns?

It would be difficult to ride a bicycle with bicorns while holding an umbrella...
If curiosity really killed the cat, I'd already be dead. :laugh:

"How far you go in life depends on you being tender with the young, compassionate with the aged, sympathetic with the striving and tolerant of the weak and the strong. Because someday in life you will have been all of these." GWC
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RebeccaFog


Mary Poppins would ride the umbrella.


I have been busy which is why I haven't been around here much.
I'm tired of not being hired. I keep telling them how great I am. Little do they know they are passing up an opportunity to make their businesses better and their work easier.




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Simone Louise

Let us know if you want us at your next interview as cheerleaders and a brass band--ala Elle Wood's friends in Legally Blonde. I can trumpet your greatness.

Best of luck,
S
Choose life.
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RebeccaFog


Thank you.

And your trumpeting wouldn't be a lie because I am great.   :)
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Jaimey

Quote from: Rebis on April 16, 2009, 06:46:13 PM
Thank you.

I am great.   :)

We bow to your greatness, Oh Great One.  :-*
If curiosity really killed the cat, I'd already be dead. :laugh:

"How far you go in life depends on you being tender with the young, compassionate with the aged, sympathetic with the striving and tolerant of the weak and the strong. Because someday in life you will have been all of these." GWC
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Lokaeign

When I'm angry: Depends how angry.  Usually write a letter/essay about it.  More angry than that, go for a walk.  Really really angry, hit and kick walls, bang head on things, chew through mouthguard, etc. 

When I'm sad:  Go for walk.  Look at flowers.  Think about friends who have it worse.  Do something nice for them.

When I'm lonely:   Don't get lonely much.  Usually only if I'm sad or angry AND by myself.  Take care of those, not lonely anymore.

When I'm happy:  Spread it around a bit.

The best year of my life was:  Pick any year since I started living with my current partner.

Lying is:  A necessary evil.

My current annoyance is:  Insomnia.

I want to buy:  A plane ticket to the US.

If you visited the place I'm from:
  You'd probably be bored.

If I died today:  I was probably stabbed by an irate Daily Mail reader.

My first job was:  Unpaid: worked for Oxfam.  Paid: Library assistant.

I collect: PDFs.
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