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Why Italian Men pass on their sidearms

Started by nickie, May 17, 2009, 04:40:24 PM

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nickie

May 17, 2009, 04:40:24 PM
Subject: Why Italian Grandfathers pass their handguns down through the Family



An old Italian Mafia Don is dying. He calls his grandson to his bedside. " Elio, I wanna you lissina me. I wanna you to take-a my chrome plated .38 revolver so you will always remember me."

"But grandpa, I really don't like guns. How about you leave me your Rolex watch instead?"
"You lissina me, boy. Somma day you gonna be runna DA business, you gonna have a beautiful wife, lotsa money, a big-a home and maybe a couple of bambinos "

"Somma day you gonna come-a home and maybe finda you wife inna bed with another man.

"Whatta you gonna do then? Pointa to you watch and say, 'Time's Up'?"
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TooManyToasters

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May 17, 2009, 05:18:10 PM
That's more totally awesome than it is funny.
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