Tips for hiding the.....

[Mister]

ok, this is the wrong sort of tip...  but i think it's worth mentioning.

if you're going to be out in the world with your lady en femme, i'd suggest somewhere OTHER than niagra falls.  since it's on the US/Canadian border, there's lots of things you're going to want to see on the other side of the imaginary line guarded by men w/ uzi's.  attempting to show your presumably male passport to these folks while donning a wig and tucking your goods is probably not the best of ideas.  i'd suggest rethinking your locale or taking the trip to canada and leaving your persona in your hotel for the day.

[V M]

Um, Hmmmm. OK, So your telling us that your married and when you dress, you look like a hooker? OK, either you and/or your wife suck in the make up dept. or something smells rotten here 

[Chaos_Dagger]

To the one who says not to go to Niagara;  I live in Canada and have never had any interest in going to the state's side.  Besides I don't have a passport at the moment so en femme or not I wouldn't be able to cross the boarder anyway. (P.S.  Our falls are cooler anyway)

The time I dressed up, we went to this transgender "store" and payed to borrow their stuff.  The mistakes that made me look like a hooker was, the person who did my makeup refused to use mascara and used fake eyelashes instead saying they were easier to "get rid off" despite my asking NOT to use them.  Another mistake was she did my make up a bit over the top; using bright blue eye shadow which did NOT go well with my black and red hair!  The final mistake was my choice of skirt for the time of day.  Sadly I chose a short skirt when I should have picked a longer one, but I was too stubborn since I liked the print of the short skirt and had very limited selection.

[Mister]

haha, ok.  your our (I am Canadian, after all) falls are cooler, but you board the boat in the US...  i think 

[Chaos_Dagger]

The US and Canadian side BOTH have loading docks for each of their Maid of the Mist rides.  So no worries, there is never a NEED to cross the boarder.

[badpagirl]

I dressed up once, but I ended up looking like a hooker, so Erica hid me in the hotel room.  LOL  The receptionist told her I looked like a hot woman and should dress up more often.  I of course didn't get to work on a voice then though.

way to go girl! start from within. think like your a real woman. and the rest will follow. with regard to your voice, i dont think you ca really "change" it.. just talk slowly and dont be too loud. in that way, you'll sound a little bit feminine..