Johnny Cash
The Ring of Fire in my Pants
They have medicaions for that, you know.
Traditional (civil rights era, the Albany Movement)
Ain't Gonna Let Nobody in my Pants
they believed in chastity.
Cole Porter
I Get a Kick Out of You in My Pants
You look funny, those are girl jeans!
Sondheim/Bernstein
I Feel Pretty in my Pants
On me, they look hot!
Harburg/Allen
If I Only Had a Brain in my Pants
... um ...
Traditional (spiritual)
Nobody Knows the Trouble I've Seen In My Pants
Don't even ask.