The 4th grade schoolteacher had decided to let the children try Lifesavers in her class one day. The children began to identify the lifesavers flavors by their color:
Red.....................Cherry
Yellow................Lemon
Green..................Lime
Orange ...............Orange
Finally the teacher gave them all HONEY lifesavers. None
of the children could identify the taste.
The teacher said, 'I will give you all a clue. It's what your
mother may sometimes call your father.'
One little girl looked up in horror, spit her lifesaver out and
yelled, 'Oh my God! They're ass-holes!
The teacher had to leave the room!
