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Started by nickie, July 07, 2009, 10:43:10 AM

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nickie

July 07, 2009, 10:43:10 AM
The 4th grade schoolteacher had decided to let the children try Lifesavers in her class one day. The children began to identify the lifesavers flavors by their color:

Red.....................Cherry
Yellow................Lemon
Green..................Lime
Orange ...............Orange

Finally the teacher gave them all HONEY lifesavers. None
of the children could identify the taste.

The teacher said, 'I will give you all a clue. It's what your
mother may sometimes call your father.'

One little girl looked up in horror, spit her lifesaver out and
yelled, 'Oh my God! They're ass-holes!

The teacher had to leave the room!
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heatherrose

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July 07, 2009, 10:51:52 AM



Oh My God, you're killing me here!

R O T F L M A O



"I have always wanted to have a neighbor just like you,
I've always wanted to live in a neighborhood with you.

So let's make the most of this beautiful day,
Since we're together, we might as well say,
Would you be mine?
Could you be mine?
Won't you be my neighbor?" - Fred Rogers
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Janet_Girl

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July 07, 2009, 08:19:31 PM
ROTFLMAO
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