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gata123pr

July 21, 2009, 09:20:04 PM
ok so my wife is been out town for 1 month and i have been dressing every single day sins she's gone. Today before going to work i went outside to have a smoke and i was still dress, it was like 6:00 am and as  was coming out of the door my neighbor was coming out too and she saw me and stare at me like for 5 seconds i friked out and just stud there paraliced and then came in the house. I'm just wondering what can she possibly be thinking maby that i am a freak or that i am cheating on my wife with this girl she saw coming out of my house i dont know this is to much stress
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Annwyn

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July 21, 2009, 09:27:55 PM
Invite your dinner over for dinner and go for some major damage control.  Don't overdo it with any kind of sob story, neighbors gossip.

Just say you got really, really, REALLY ->-bleeped-<-faced and some friends beat you in beerbong and sent you home dressed as a chick, and you passed out and woke up forgetting your attire.

People are more forgiving of party-hard drunks over queer crossdressing freaks.  And no, that statement wasn't meant literally.
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Nicky

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July 21, 2009, 09:31:05 PM
You have done nothing wrong, lots of people smoke.   :)

If your wife finds out from your neighbour you are just going to have to fess up. That may not be a bad thing. That is probably the worst case scenario.
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Paulina

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July 21, 2009, 10:07:11 PM
^ then what happens?


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tekla

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July 21, 2009, 10:45:39 PM
Annwyn, you're getting so mellow, I was expecting advice like "Well, I'd go over to their house and look around and say 'You got a nice house here, be a shame if something happened to it, you know?'"
FIGHT APATHY!, or don't...
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Annwyn

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July 21, 2009, 10:49:04 PM
Quote from: tekla on July 21, 2009, 10:45:39 PM
Annwyn, you're getting so mellow, I was expecting advice like "Well, I'd go over to their house and look around and say 'You got a nice house here, be a shame if something happened to it, you know?'"

You're absolutely right.

Even if she was caught, who in their right mind would ever be able to guess at the motive?

-evil snicker-
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gata123pr

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July 21, 2009, 11:15:07 PM
 
Quote from: Paulina on July 21, 2009, 10:07:11 PM
^ then what happens?





nothing else happened i went in my house change to go to work and then came as late as i could back home because i am so nervous of what will happen wen i see her

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MasterAsh

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July 23, 2009, 11:32:38 AM
Quote from: Nicky on July 21, 2009, 09:31:05 PM
You have done nothing wrong, lots of people smoke.   :)

You should definitely write for TV or something. . .Pure gold.  :laugh:
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