lets talk

[finewine]

lets be nice guys, the elderberry comment is very confusing to say the least.

What?  Who told you about the elderberries?  What do you know about the elderberries, hmm? *reaches for "special" red phone on desk*

[finewine]

I am just not used to handsome guys

Unfortunately, madam, I won't be able to help you become accustomed as I can curdle milk with a glance.   Fear not, though, for I shall wear a bag!  Although I hope the rhythmic rustling is not too off-putting.  It never bothers my gf, she laughs during sex - I guess it must be the book she's reading?

[finewine]

Oh, trunky just got new contact lenses and is celebrating his emancipation

[heatherrose]

In stead of destroying his old glasses, he could have given
them to Specs-for-Pachyderms eyeglass donation program.