A professor at the University of Kentucky was giving a
lecture on the
supernatural.
To get a feel for his audience, he asks, 'How many
people here believe in
ghosts?'
About 90 students raise their hands. !
'Well, that's a good start. Out of those of you who
believe in ghosts, do any
of you think you have seen a ghost?'
About 40 students raise their hands.
'That's really good. I'm really glad you take
this seriously. Has anyone here
ever talked to a ghost?'
About 15 students raise their hand.
'Has anyone here ever touched a ghost?'
Three students raise their hands.
'That's fantastic . Now let me ask you one question
further...Have any of you
ever made love to a ghost?'
Way in the back, Bubba raises his hand.
The professor takes off his glasses, and says 'Son, all
the years I've been
giving this lecture, no one has ever claimed to have made
love to a ghost.
You've got to come up here and tell us about your
experience.'
The big redneck student replied with a nod and a grin, and
began to make his
way up to the podium.
When he reached the front of the room, the professor asks,
'So, Bubba, tell us
what it's like to have sex with a ghost?'
Bubba replied, 'Shiiiit!! From way back there I thought
you said Goats.
