Alright, so a guy walks into a bar with a paper bag and he sits down next to a second man.
So he asks the first guy what's in the bag. The man, wordlessly, pulls out a miniature man. Then he takes out a miniature piano and a piano bench. The small man proceeds to sit on the bench and play Mozart. The man is amazed, and so he asks "How did you get that?" The first man then pulls out what looks like a magic lamp from his paper bag and hands it to the other guy.
He rubs the lamp and a genie comes out of course, and he offers him one wish. Excitedly, the man says "I wish for a million bucks!" The genie disappears, and one by one ducks start to walk into the bar. Soon the bar is completely flooded with ducks. The second man looks at the first man and yells over the quacking: "Man, I think that genie was kind of deaf."
The first man looks him in the eye and says "No sh** Sherlock, you think I wished for a twelve inch pianist?"
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