Women Appreciate Honesty
A man boarded an airplane and took his seat.
As he settled in, he glanced up and saw an unusually beautiful woman boarding the plane. As she moved closer to where he was sitting he realized she was heading straight toward his seat. Lo and behold, she took the seat right beside his.
Eager to strike up a conversation, he blurted out, Business trip or vacation?"
She turned, smiled and said, "Business. The Annual Sexual Education Convention in Chicago ."
He swallowed hard. Here was the most gorgeous woman he had ever seen, sitting next to him, and she was going to a meeting for sex education!
Struggling to maintain his composure, he calmly asked, "What is your business role at the convention?"
"Lecturer." She replied. "I use my experience to debunk popular myths about human sexuality."
"Really", he said. "What myths are those?"
"Well," she explained, "One popular myth is that African American men are the most well endowed, when in fact studies show that it is the Native American Indian who is most likely to possess that trait.
"Another popular myth", she continued "is that French men possess the most stamina, and are therefore considered to be the best lovers, when actually it is men of Jewish descent who enjoy this quality.
We have, however, found that the best potential lover in all categories is the American Southern Redneck."
Suddenly, the woman became a little uncomfortable and blushed. "I'm sorry", she said. "Here I am discussing this with you, and I don't even know your name."
"Tonto", the man said. "Tonto Goldstein. But my friends call me Bubba."
