Private Parts

[Shana A]

Private Parts
Posted by meloukhia on 4 September, 2009

http://meloukhia.net/2009/09/private_parts.html

Would you like to know what's in my pants?

I'll tell you: a movie stub (Harry Potter and the Half-Blood Prince, although it doesn't say that, because they don't print tickets for different shows at the Coast Cinemas), a MUNI transfer (7 August), seven cents, and a credit card receipt from Fort Bragg Feed and Pet ($42.09, 13 August). Those would be one of my pairs of all-purpose action pants, and the pockets tend to accumulate small slips of paper until I empty them out for the laundry; sometimes the problem is compounded by transferring small slips of paper from other pants to the action pants, for reasons which are a bit obscure.

Oh, I'm sorry, you wanted to know what was in my pants?