Blonde With BMW

[Suzy]

A blonde pushes her BMW into a gas station.
She tells the mechanic, "It died."
After he works on it for a few minutes it's idling smoothly.
She says, "What's the story?"
He replies, "Just crap in the carburetor."
She says, "How often do I have to do that?"

[RebeccaFog]

For shame, Kristi.

I doubt if the blonde would even understand what a carburetor is.   {that's a joke}

[Rachel]

-falls on the floor laughing-
i love dumb blonde jokes

[KYLYKaHYT]

A blonde, wanting to earn some money, decided to hire herself out as a handyman-type and started canvassing a wealthy neighborhood. She went to the front door of the first house and asked the owner if he had any jobs for her to do.

"Well, you can paint my porch. How much will you charge?"

The blonde said, "How about 50 dollars?"

The man agreed and told her that there was a can of paint and some paint brushes in the garage.

A short time later, the blonde came to the door to collect her money.

"You're finished already?" he asked.

"Yes," the blonde answered, "and I had paint left over, so I gave it two coats."

Impressed, the man reached in his pocket for the $50. "And by the way," the blonde added, "that's not a Porch, it's a Ferrari."