I'm not a car guy. I'm a truck and heavy equipment kind of guy.
I baby my darling vehicles, I'm that annoying person doing 65 on the highway...doesn't really matter though because even if I did go the speed limit or even over, people would still be consistently passing me. Apparently the speed limit is secretly 80.
Here's a few car related tips:
1.) Mind your oil!
2.) If you suck at directions, get a map(book). As long as you can find the interstate, you can at least find your way home.
3.) If you're doing a long road trip, just follow the signs to the major cities on your route.
4.) Watch where you're going, don't text or constantly fiddle with the baby in the back. Just don't. Seriously. Hey, I'm talking to you, don't do it.
5.) If you lack context for what a 4.3 engine is, the smaller the number, the smaller the truck is apt to be. The bigger the number, the bigger the truck. Example: A Ford Ranger with a 2.3 vs a Chevrolet 1500 with a 5.3 vs a semi tractor with a 12.0
6.) The only relevance engine size has to me is in getting the correct parts and smaller engine sizes getting me better mpg. I'm not such a nut as to rant about engine size, torque and horse power.
7.) Don't drive a Pontiac Aztec or a Chevy Avalanche or Avalanche lookalikes, I'm seriously considering smashing your car and setting it on fire.
8.) Also, check your lights every once in a while. Not only is seeing a light out annoying to me, it can get you a ticket.
That's all I can think of for now, if I think of anything else I'll give you a call. Oh yeah and give big rigs or car haulers space. It can be much harder to stop those, and if they hit you you'll definitely be sorry.