4 Catholic men and 1 Catholic woman

[Constance]

First, I'd like to apologize in advance if this is offensive to any. Being a former Catholic, I find it funny.

Four Catholic men and a Catholic woman were having coffee. The first Catholic man tells his friends, "My son is a priest, when he walks into a room, everyone calls him 'Father'."

The second Catholic man chirps, "My son is a Bishop.  When he walks into a room people call him 'Your Grace'."

The third Catholic gent says, "My son is a Cardinal.  When he enters a room everyone says 'Your Eminence'."

The fourth Catholic man then says, "My son is the Pope.  When he walks into a room people call him 'Your Holiness'."

Since the lone Catholic woman was sipping her coffee in silence, the four men give her a subtle, "Well....?"

She proudly replies, "I have a daughter, slim, tall, 38DD breast, 24" waist, and 34" hips. When she walks into a room, people say, "Oh My God."

[Janet_Girl]

Just goes to prove that God is a woman. 

After all In the beginning God created man.  Every project has a prototype.  And then she created woman.

After all In the beginning God created man.  But she was only joking.


Janet

[Jay]

Ha ha awesome!

Very funny Janet 

Jay

[nickie]

Haha, I love it. And I'm not even Catholic!