Old but funny: Christmas Carols for the mentally ill

[Red]

No offense to anyone... I know this is old but it's still very funny

Schizophrenia -- Do You Hear What I Hear?

Multiple Personality Disorder -- We Three Kings Disoriented Are

Dementia -- I Think I'll Be Home for Christmas

Narcissistic -- Hark the Herald Angels Sing About Me

Manic -- Deck the Halls and Walls and House and Lawn and Streets and Stores and Office and Town and Cars and Buses and Trucks and Trees and . . .

Paranoid -- Santa Claus is Coming to Town to Get Me

Borderline Personality Disorder -- Thoughts of Roasting on an Open Fire

Personality Disorder -- You Better Watch Out, I'm Gonna Cry, I'm Gonna Pout, Maybe I'll Tell You Why

Attention Deficit Disorder -- Silent Night, Holy OOOOOOOOh look at the Froggy, can I have chocolate, why is France so far away?

Obsessive Compulsive Disorder -- Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bell ...

[Janet_Girl]

Cute Red, very cute.

Jingle Bells
Batman smells
Robin laid an egg
The Batmobile lost a wheel
And the Joker got away.


Janet

[Red]

Cute Red, very cute.

Jingle Bells
Batman smells
Robin laid an egg
The Batmobile lost a wheel
And the Joker got away.


Janet

LOL that is so funny!  I love little jokes like that.

Knock Knock

who's there?

me 

[nickie]

Cute... I like manic the best...

[Red]

Cute... I like manic the best...

I agree, that was so funny!

The schizophrenic one caught my attention (because I've got bipolar II, etc) and I often find myself asking people "did you hear that?"

[Luc]

AWESOME, Red. I'm a psych major, and this is totally great. Especially the manic, OCD, ADD, and paranoid ones. I have type 2 bipolar as well... so why is it that I could see more than one of these relating to me?

It's just missing depression... what would that be? Maybe "I'll be home for Christmas if I can ever get out of bed"....

SD

[Red]

AWESOME, Red. I'm a psych major, and this is totally great. Especially the manic, OCD, ADD, and paranoid ones. I have type 2 bipolar as well... so why is it that I could see more than one of these relating to me?

It's just missing depression... what would that be? Maybe "I'll be home for Christmas if I can ever get out of bed"....

SD

I'm sorry I don't understand what you're trying to say.

[V M]

Jingle bells
If you can't tell
I'm watching you from afar
I've got cockle shells and lizard tails
and eyeballs in a jar

Dashing through the mud
Squirrels running in my head
I can't figure out why my dog
Doesn't go on top the bunk bed

Jingle bells
Cotton tails
My Bunny suit is so cute
I drank a bottle of caster oil
Now I'm the queen of the throne

Yes..... Would you like to eat a bar of soap with the Queen?

Categorize that one 

[Red]

Jingle bells
If you can't tell
I'm watching you from afar
I've got cockle shells and lizard tails
and eyeballs in a jar

Dashing through the mud
Squirrels running in my head
I can't figure out why my dog
Doesn't go on top the bunk bed

Jingle bells
Cotton tails
My Bunny suit is so cute
I drank a bottle of caster oil
Now I'm the queen of the throne

Yes..... Would you like to eat a bar of soap with the Queen?

Categorize that one 

Let SD do it.  He's the psych major around here.   

[Bellaon7]

I predict OCD will meet a very violet outcome "just in time for X-mas"

[Arch]

I predict OCD will meet a very violet outcome "just in time for X-mas"

Instead of red and green?

[Jay]

ha ha AWesome!

Jay

[Bellaon7]

Instead of red and green?

Keep the red, I'll take the green!