Heather in her declining years

[heatherrose]

[Janet_Girl]

The only problem is that the wheelchair didnot look like an 18 wheeler. 


Janet

[Hannah]

shoot him in the toodles!

[jesse]

thats awesome heather weres the body armor you want to atleast get a few before they get you lol hugs i love it very funny
jessica

[clhere]

lmao! would not want to get on her bad side 

But honestly, I think an RPG would match the wheelchair much better! 

[heatherrose]

Two M60's mounted on one of these



...that's more like it.

[nickie]

Now that's scary. Every redneck's dream Christmas gift!

[heatherrose]

The difference between a rustic inventor and a redneck is,
the rustic inventor builds what the redneck only dreams of.

[Suzy]

Very very funny, Heather. 

I wonder if it is true that the Halloween pumpkin on her porch has more teeth than she does, she thinks the last words of the Star-Spangled Banner are 'Gentlemen, start your engines,' she finally chilled out and let her 14-year-old daughter smoke at the dinner table in front of her kids, and she has been married three times and still has the same inlaws.

[heatherrose]

I only been married twice.

[Suzy]

I only been married twice.

Haha, not you, sweetie.  The woman in the video!

[K8]

Well, I'm not in a wheelchair yet, but I find it very satisfying to take my 12 gauge out to the range and blast hell out of man-sized targets.

Heather, which of us gets to be Thelma and which Louise?



- Kate

[tekla]

Heather, which of us gets to be Thelma and which Louise

My memory might be faulty here, but don't both of them die in the end?  And people say Hollywood doesn't do happy endings anymore.

[heatherrose]

I wasn't lookin' to live forever anyways,
I know the perfect cliff.
Anybody up for a road trip?

WB Kat