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Started by nickie, November 13, 2009, 07:09:02 PM

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nickie

What do you call a hooker with the sniffles?




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clhere

Lol thats just plain naughty! in the bold yet funny way  ;D

My turn! this one is just as "naughty"- had to laugh at it  :P


"One day a hooker went to file her taxes, and for occupation she put prostitution.

The tax collector explained that prostitution was an illegal occupation.

She said she'd have to go home and think about it and that she'd call him back in a hour with her occupation.

An hour later she called him and said, "I've got it... I'm a chicken farmer."

He said, "How do you get chicken farmer out of prostitution."

She said, "I raised over a thousand cocks last year."  "



So, anyone else "chicken" farm!?  :P


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heatherrose

"I have always wanted to have a neighbor just like you,
I've always wanted to live in a neighborhood with you.

So let's make the most of this beautiful day,
Since we're together, we might as well say,
Would you be mine?
Could you be mine?
Won't you be my neighbor?" - Fred Rogers
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Bellaon7

Go to bed a hooker, & wake up a horker.
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V M

Oh garsch, OMGoodness!!!  :laugh: >:-) :laugh:
The main things to remember in life are Love, Kindness, Understanding and Respect - Always make forward progress

Superficial fanny kissing friends are a dime a dozen, a TRUE FRIEND however is PRICELESS


- V M
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Hannah

That's 2.7 cocks a day every day for a year. I like chicken too but I dunno about that much.
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Bellaon7

I will say this one last time. You cannot have chickens, without the chicken WIRE!!!
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V M

If you find the right one, you can make the same cock crow every morning.

Maybe even a few times a day  :laugh: >:-) :laugh:

Cock a doodle Dooooooo!!!  :laugh: >:-) :laugh:
The main things to remember in life are Love, Kindness, Understanding and Respect - Always make forward progress

Superficial fanny kissing friends are a dime a dozen, a TRUE FRIEND however is PRICELESS


- V M
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Hannah

There's nothing like breakfast in bed  ::)
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Bellaon7

eeewww, I was trying to click on the full hooker joke. do not even start to...eeewww!
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Silver

You girls and your humor. . .
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heatherrose



Did someone say, "...any cock'll dooo."?



"I have always wanted to have a neighbor just like you,
I've always wanted to live in a neighborhood with you.

So let's make the most of this beautiful day,
Since we're together, we might as well say,
Would you be mine?
Could you be mine?
Won't you be my neighbor?" - Fred Rogers
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Janet_Girl

Why are roosters and Hookers similar?

A rooster says "Cock-a-doodle-do".
A hooker says "Any-cock-will-do"

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There are three hookers standing on the corner, one brunette and two blonds.  What do you have?

Regular price, five bucks, five bucks. ( Old Pizza hut commercial ).


Janet
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