Hi folks, on another discussion forum of late there's been a thread about what to say when someone asks you the question:
"Why are you wearing women's clothes ??" Here are a few of the better answers, do you have a good snappy answer of yours to add to the list
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My ex moved out and threw away all my cloth's and left me this
Shhh, I'm working undercover
I'm Larry David and I enjoy wearing women's underwear.
When the Aliens come to get us, they will eat all The Fat Guys first...beautiful, charming, ladies will be possible candidates for The Queen of Outer Space!
It's ladies night and I don't have enough to make the cover charge and/or buy full priced drinks.
Jeans and workboots don't go with these earrings silly
Drives the women crazy, you ought to try it
Someone spiked my drink and I woke up this way
I went to a party and it was "eat, drink and BE Mary"
What! You mean these are GIRLS clothes!
<wave hand in Jedi mind trick fashion>
These are not Women's clothes....this my Jedi uniform. You don't want any death sticks and these aren't the droids you're looking for. Move along.
Ohhhh man not again. Thats the last time I drink tequilla before getting dressed
I'm not "pushing the envelope," I opened it and escaped...
My psychiatrist told me to get a girlfriend.
