bananas, doggies, and other things you need to know

[FairyGirl]

yeah but there's still that damned wet spot. And I don't mean giving the dog a bath lol

[rejennyrated]

LOL - I have the solution to that. I ride on top! Then when I hop off he has the wet spot! Ain't no flies on me!

[Hannah]

While I agree about the dogs, all I can say is that you obviously haven't been very lucky in your choice of men then! Most of my BF's were actually pretty fastidious in that area... And let's face it when comes to sexual pleasuring a man definitely has the right tools! 

I do seem to find myself attracted to oddballs that's for sure. I was flirting with some guy in coveralls ringing the salvaion army bell the other night. Heavy, sweaty and usually unemployed, oh hell yeah gimme more.

[FairyGirl]

were they red coveralls, and did he have a white beard? Did his belly shake when he laughed like a bowl full of jelly? Yeah I know what you mean- I'm a pushover for those big, older men as well.

[aubrey]

What is it about those...

Heavy, sweaty and usually unemployed

guys?

I tend to like them more than the pretty or chiseled ones. But healthy is a good thing.

[Hannah]

They have to try harder and they know it. Plus remember there's pheromones in their sweat, and being rather robust during lean times tells us that they are good hunters and we should mate with them urgently.

Seriously if I don't get some soon I'm afraid I'm going to lose my ability to write.

[Fer]

Haha Oh I agree with you Glenda.  Some cats go for your crotch too.

[Autumn]

yeah but there's still that damned wet spot. And I don't mean giving the dog a bath lol

Put a pillow or a sex wedge under your ass and lower back, it tilts your pelvis up and gives much deeper access. And a towel to catch drippings. At least that's what I've always done with girls when on top. For doggy style... yeah, a towel or something :p it's not that hard.

[tekla]

The towel work for me in the doggie style too, and in case I forgot to bring one I've trained the dog to fetch one after we're done.

[Cindy]

Just to lower the tone even further.

For the UK boys and girls there was a Marty Feldman movie that featured a scene where a "blonde bimbo' (a known page 3 girl, can't remember her name) opened the front door sucking on a long cream cake. It was a long time ago and I remember it being very funny and all the males in the theatre growled


Cindy

[Hannah]

The towel work for me in the doggie style too, and in case I forgot to bring one I've trained the dog to fetch one after we're done.

I used to have a cat that would go crazy and attack anyone I tried to fool around with. It's a little funny to watch a 200lb man naked and excited being mauled by a calico blur. I really loved that cat, and sure miss her 

The most recent dog just likes to watch. He doesn't get involved, doesn't say much, just watches...it's kinda creepy. 

[V M]

My dog is generally a good dog and he is too short to sniff most crotches

But He did have some bad habits when I first got him 

i.e. He liked to watch me go potty and then would try to lick my stuff and I would have to push him away

He finally stopped trying to lick me (Hurray!!!) and doesn't watch me as often now 

When he does watch me he stays just at the door and licks his chops 

[LordKAT]

Virginia, that is one strange dog. Dogs watching sex events is not so unusual.

[V M]

Virginia, that is one strange dog. Dogs watching sex events is not so unusual.

Yes he is. He was the main inspiration for my pets are weird thread

My Iguana's kinda weird too though. But not as weird as my dog 

[K8]

My friend's dog was bi (or maybe indiscriminate) – he would sniff anybody's crotch, wiping off dog snot on your pants or skirt in the process.  You had to be fast around him.  But he's gone on to dog heaven (or ... ).

My friend's new dog is more polite, which is a good thing because I'm not as fast as I used to be.

- Kate