Today in church I accidentally I dyed my penis blue.

[GnomeKid]

Well I suppose not specifically in church, but I thought it made the title funnier sounding (and I did discover the blue upon coming home from christmas mass with my family [... not religious but its tradition]) 
Nor do I suppose its actually "my penis" but its as close as I'm coming for the time being.... but anyway let me get to the point.

Today I wore my packer (in a pair of briefs) and got home to discover the underside of the head/around that area was dyed blue.  That area was tucked slightly into the "pouch" area and thus was rubbing up against what I now know is a dyed pattern onto the brief's fabric.  I mean its not a huge deal in the slightest as its the underside and cannot be seen unless one were to turn it upwards to look underneath, but it would have sucked a bit if the whole thing had turned blue....

I suppose this is half advice:
Don't wear a packer in briefs you have not washed a few times or you may dye it whatever unnatural color your under garments happen to be that day.

and half in question:  Do you think that this coloration will come out? (I attempted to wash it with just hand soap in my sink upon noticing to no avail) Perhaps will it wear away with time?
and has this ever happened to anyone else?

[Cindy]

There is an old joke. I aplogise ahead (Ahmm) of saying it. A man goes into the Dr and says I've got this red ring around my penis. He answers, just wash and it will go away. The next patient comes in and says " Dr I've got this green ring around my penis what should I do. He replies I'm taking you to hospital and cutting it off.

The nurse is horrified. Why the difference?. Well says the Dr, can't you tell the difference between lipstick and gangrene.

Sorry


Cindy

[Ryuu]

Wow that was quite an eye-catching title. O_O

[findingreason]

I'll join Aaron on that one , I saw that title and was like whoa O_O, of course then I had to come and read it and find out what happened!

[Ryuu]

I think the "in church" part is what makes it awesome. I mean, anyone could dye their penis blue, (if they have one that is... ) but in church is much better.

[Kurzar]

LOL Yeah I HAD to come read this thread.  It's possible it might  fade after time but It might not.

[sneakersjay]

LOL

With my first Mango, when it was new, back in the day they actually FILLED their orders (still waiting on an order from 15 months ago that they won't even email me about) but anyway.... something in their literature said if the tube comes out, use a pen to help push it back in.

So the tube had slipped out a little and I was trying to push it back in.

Well the cheap pen broke and I got ink all over my packer and receptacle.  No the ink didn't come out LOL.  But it was even funnier because it happened at work (slow night) and I got ink on and in the toilet, which I had to clean but didn't come off too well.  I just pretended nothing happened.  LOL.  Then someone mentioned ink in the toilet.... LOL


Jay

[FolkFanatic]

I think the "in church" part is what makes it awesome. I mean, anyone could dye their penis blue, (if they have one that is... ) but in church is much better.

ROFLMAO the "in church" part caught my interest too. Haven't been to church in years....

Anywhoo.... maybe the color will just fade?

[insanitylives]

'Fraid this isn't too helpful

But this thread made my morning. Bet not many other people can say "MY DICK IS BLUE", and not be lying through their teeth

[jmaxley]

lol.  Title = win.

[Suzy]

That has to be one of the funniest titles I have ever seen!

I think you should have raised your hand to sing special music and proceed with "I'll Have a Blue Christmas."  Plenty of visuals available.

Kristi

[Ali Noir]

Can't lie. The title got me to read also, lol. But, none the less, sorry to hear about your unfortunate situation. ;p
xoxo

[VampyreAri]

Wow. That sucks. But the title made me fall off my chair laughing. ...Twice. xD

Uhm.... chances are it will fade but it probably won't go away. Just because of the materials... That and fabric dyes are like.... a real pain to get out of ANYthing...

[V M]

Yup, happens every time I go to church 

Glad to see someone with a sense of humor, lifted my day also 

   "I'll have a bluuuuuuuuuue penis for Christmas........"

[jmaxley]

Could be worse, could be blue balls. 

[inoutallabout]

How come you didn't make the nipples blue as well?