-My dog is a little strange and is convinced he isnt a dog and is infact human.
-He goes nuts when you come in from some where pretty much acting like 'where have you been'
And its like hes telling you off.
-He also walks backwards lol.
-We have illaminate flooring and have done since ...2003
-He has a bed time..*cough* and actually goes upstairs into my mum and dads room and goes to sleep lol
-He pushes people off the sofa, and if they dont move he'll sit on them lol.
He has his own..speck.
And he knows where the vets is :]
There is more but i think i'll leave it at that xD