Yeah, you're right, of course. I think that Gitmo actually harms our national security interests by providing something terrible that hardcore Islamists can point to and say "Look! The US really IS the Great Satan!" I also think that it is morally inexcusable under any circumstances.
No surprises there.
I often wonder if breaking up the United States wouldn't be such a bad idea myself. The problem is that we'd end up with a sandwich - the United States of Diversity And Free Hugs on the coasts, and the Loose Confederation of Minimally Governed Freedom-Lovers in the middle.
The San Francisco Bay Area could secede, but how could we go up against the Pentagon? The closest thing we've got to military material are riot-savvy anarchists and the Earth Liberation Front. You can't take down fighter jets with Molotov cocktails and tree spikes. The dip->-bleeped-<-s over in Berkeley would spend all their time being useless and meditating for peace, and Mayor Newsom would spend all his time getting sworn at vehemently by Chris Daly and combing his greasy hair.
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On the subject of traditional American values, you know what American tradition I value? Damned fine domestic architecture.

The J.P. Donnelly house, Mt. Dora, Florida. Queen Anne style, 1893.

The Heck-Andrews house, Raleigh, North Carolina. Second Empire style, 1870.

The Rotch house, New Bedford, Massachussetts. Gothic Revival style, 1845.
Because drool-inducing bargeboarding and scrollwork is a non-partisan issue.