Blonde moments

[kaide]

So, I think everyone has a "blonde moment" in the life, regardless of gender, and hair color. Personally, I have one about once a week, my brother calls me a space cadet So I was just curious whats your blonde moment/s?

My most remember-able blonde moment was with the time I misspelled ID. Doesn't sound bad, just a type, but here's the story...

So I was talking to my friend on yahoo messenger and at the time I was around 18, and I haven't taken my driver's test yet, and so I didn't have an ID. Well, I am the oldest of all my friends, yet look the youngest. So we went to a movie, and I was the only one they carded, luckly my friend knew the person there so she just believed him when she told him I was older than them all. Anyways, I get home and was annoyed, and told my friend I'm tired of people asking for my ide.. err my ida.. umm.. idea.. err. He said what? I said, you know the short term for identification, he said ... ID.. I said. YES! he said... you spell identification right, but you can't spell out two letters? seriously, you're blolnde.

So share your blonde moments, I have a lot more but that would take up a lot of space lol.

[Rock_chick]

Generally i have an attack of the blondes at least one a day, I am such a dizzy bitch it's unbelievable.

The last blonde moment of major significance was back in march when I was travelling to my uni interview. I'd spent ages preparing, got on the train and sat down to work on my presentation...pulled out my letter and the first paragraph i read is about bringing your ID and degree certificates...all of which are sat at home on my bookcase.

Do'h!

[Megan]

Nothing bad with being blonde....


but I feel like I am trapped in the wrong hair color body, and should had been blonde! Omg, it's like I live in an ethereal state of eternal dizziness and giddiness. It's really weird... but I guess that's me.

okay last week this girl was like, "Yeah you left work at 8:30", and I replied, "it was 3". 20 seconds later, and I was like "Oh yeah it was 8:30".  but i really believed it was 3, when it happen just yesterday.

But really it's not moments, but my whole demeanor. There was this guy at school who knew every answer for a social study review game, and I didn't even knew one, but when they mention the President's dog I was like, "Oh I know that Paris Hilton dog's name is Tinkerbell", and this girl was like, "Yeah me too", and then somehow I mention her birthday, and the guy next to me was like "You know that?" "Yeah, February 17, 1981".

In math class, I am so lost, like completely lost. I don't know how I manage to pull a B last quarter but I did. It was like I used every trick in the book to pass it.

I love myself so much too, like I think I am the most handsome/attractive person even though I am obese. But I just see so much potential in myself if I let myself free I could be hot. But not only that but I just love my mind, it's so different from the mainstream and common folks.

There's no one who thinks like me, except maybe.... Madonna.

[FairyGirl]

lol I have them at least once a day, usually they're not life threatening but my friends seem to get a big kick out of them.

The last really good one was a few days ago when I was flying to Nashville from LA, almost missed the flight after sitting in LAX for 5 hours waiting for it, and had to put my carry-on bag in the overhead about 8 rows behind my seat because I was like the last person to board. When the plane landed, I left my handbag and other items in my seat and quickly made my way through the crowd of people standing up to get my larger bag out of the overhead, then I realized I'd just left my wallet with credit cards and all my ID sitting alone in a seat 8 rows away in a crowded plane! Since I had already pulled my rather large carry on suitcase down by the time it dawned on me what I'd done, I had to then leave it in the seat and force my way through everyone standing in the aisle waiting to unboard the plane to get back to my seat with my purse sitting in it. Geez did I get some nasty comments from people thinking I was just being obnoxious and pushing ahead of the line lol

Anyway, I had to then wait for everyone else to leave the plane before I was able to walk back and get my carry-on bag out of the seat, making me the last person to board and the last person to leave. This was after 22 hours of being on planes flying back from Sydney, Australia. Sheeeesh....

[Iceprincess]

oh well...

This happened like a couple of years ago: I went to the movie theater with a friend, and we wanted to watch Saw IV I think? Anyway. that movie was only for 18+, and back then I was 16, so I bought the tickets but I didn't know it was only for adult people, the sales guy gave me the tickets without asking for any ID or anything so I didn't care...

I walked to the line, while I was waiting with my ladyfriend and other guys, and we started to walk in, we got next to the guard, and... before walking in, he asks me for an ID... and, I don't know why but I showed him my school's ID... when I realized what I did, I was like "omg... somebody bury me forever!"

And was like.. .duuuh xD

[brainiac]

I'm a redhead, but...

The other night, I was at the university library with my friend while we were studying. It was around 11:30 PM (the library is open all night during exam periods). I went to go to the bathroom, and on the way, I saw a notice on a door advertising "An Afternoon with Jane Austen".

I thought, "Wow, cool! I can't believe she's visiting. I should go to that."

A full second later, "...oh right. Wow, I've been studying too long," and I smacked my forehead.

My friend's an English major and laughed at me for a good five minutes.

[Jasmine.m]

Today I spelt equality wrong in another post here at Susan's. Whoops!!

[Janet_Girl]

I was sending a birthday wish to a friend and clicked "Reply All".  Oh sheet  what did I do?

But the return replies were nice "Thank You, but you are a little early/late".  Of course I had to fess up to a lot of people and was called a Blonde on many occasion, because of it.

[MRH]

Im usually quite good at avoiding blonde moments

One that sticks out is when I told my mum that it was Leonardo Dicaprio that painted the Mona Lisa. Took me a few moments to realise what I had done.

[Jasmine.m]

Im usually quite good at avoiding blonde moments

One that sticks out is when I told my mum that it was Leonardo Dicaprio that painted the Mona Lisa. Took me a few moments to realise what I had done.

lol!!! I've done that, too!

[V M]

Blonde Moments? I represent that remark... LOL 

[Walter]

Im usually quite good at avoiding blonde moments

One that sticks out is when I told my mum that it was Leonardo Dicaprio that painted the Mona Lisa. Took me a few moments to realise what I had done.

This made me lol

Anyway, the two letter words seem to be difficult, so hears mine

A long time ago, I forgot how to spell the word "of". I, for some reason thought it was "Ov" or "Uv"....serious fail

[Janet_Girl]

This made me lol

Anyway, the two letter words seem to be difficult, so hears mine

A long time ago, I forgot how to spell the word "of". I, for some reason thought it was "Ov" or "Uv"....serious fail

I have had those days.

[Walter]

I have had those days.

They suck cuz rather than it being laughed off, I'm told I need to study more 

[no_id]

Blonde moments... Hm, I have quite a few on a weekly basis. I tend to make up my own words, get phrases wrong, or throw in a socially awkward comment without realising.

Yesterday for example, my colleague was sitting in front of me. She wore her hair in a knot and so I poked the little hole in the center (because it's fun!)... Of course my explanation for doing so was brilliant; 'Sorry, whenever I see a girl from the back with a hole I just have the desire to put my finger in it.'

I didn't actually realise what I said until a good minute later.
Luckily I have colleagues who are used to my little, awkward moments. They had a good laugh.

[LordKAT]

I just had what could be a blonde moment. My coffee carafe broke. I used a large cup cause I HAVE to have my coffee or tea but put enough water in for the carafe without watching it. What a mess.

[kaide]

Blonde moments... Hm, I have quite a few on a weekly basis. I tend to make up my own words, get phrases wrong, or throw in a socially awkward comment without realising.

Yesterday for example, my colleague was sitting in front of me. She wore her hair in a knot and so I poked the little hole in the center (because it's fun!)... Of course my explanation for doing so was brilliant; 'Sorry, whenever I see a girl from the back with a hole I just have the desire to put my finger in it.'

I didn't actually realise what I said until a good minute later.
Luckily I have colleagues who are used to my little, awkward moments. They had a good laugh.

Lol I make up my own words too! like yelly, as in, don't get yelly with me.

[pebbles]

There are at least 3 incidents where I complete my university coursework to a good standard 65% grade and then... Just forget to hand it in 0%

[Jeatyn]

Earlier my friend was telling me about a conversation she had with a boy she liked, it went something like this

Her: My back hurts
Him: Must be all that heavy stuff you carry around
Her: What? I never carry anything heavy
Him: APART FROM THOSE BIG CANS!

So I immediately replied: "What's he trying to imply, that you're always drinking?" and was about to get quite annoyed about it all, when I realised he meant her boobs....not cans of beer. My friend found this utterly hilarious.

[V M]

My back has been hurting allot lately... I wonder if it's from my new cans getting bigger... LOL 

And yes... That is utterly hilarious