I want a stereotype.

[Cindy]

Worst fears confirmed. But the volcanic fruitcake may also be the 2012 prophecy.

The Mayan prophesy may well be interpreted as: ' By 2012 the World is over ridden by fruitcakes"

Ahhh
Cindy finds a cave protected from fruitcakes, then notices a strange dough like material oozing from the walls

[Rock_chick]

*hands Cindy an anti fruitcake batternburg grenade*

Use it before it's too late!

[LordKAT]

Shoalin minx worship at the temple of the fruitcake. I think you need some different allies to rid this place of fruitcakes ninjas.

[rejennyrated]

I have secret information from a source that I am not at liberty to reveal without shooting you afterwards ( shh!) that our fruitcake hunting ninja is actually a closet fruitcake lover herself! 

[Rock_chick]

ssssssh Jenny...they can't find out I'm actually a member of the Fruitcake Anti Defamation League.

*tucks into some soreen maltloaf*