gender reassignment garage sale!

[elvistears]

I'm selling all my stuff at school today as another mass outing.  It's gonna be great and I'm gonna make heaps of money!

Supposedly this dumb girl I had a thing with posted a facebook status that said, "are you there god, it's me eli".  WTF.  I don't even know why she's trying to mess with me.  I'm not even on facebook!

[Elijah3291]

Supposedly this dumb girl I had a thing with posted a facebook status that said, "are you there god, it's me eli".  WTF.  I don't even know why she's trying to mess with me.  I'm not even on facebook!

what does that even mean? lol

[elvistears]

I know! she's at the same school as me, but in a different year. just trying to mess with me somehow.

[Elijah3291]

is it a judy blume reference?

"hello God, its me Judy"?

[Greg]

is it a judy blume reference?

"hello God, its me Judy"?

If it is then this girl is a total tool.

[Elijah3291]

If it is then this girl is a total tool.

I agree

[elvistears]

She is a total tool! I actually had a confrontation with her yesterday. She came by my garage sale and asked if I was really transitioning or if it was an ART PROJECT.  WTF.

I had an awesome day/night in the end tho.  I made fifty bucks, got to give a baby toy to the cutest baby ever, got all my art handed in, totally sweet! Then we had drinks to celebrate the end of semester and I had not drunk in ages and I got quite drunk.  I was slugging straight whiskey and getting boys to fondle my crotch. Then I ended up at a party where I made out with a "successful artist" and I was hassling him hardcore the entire night then we pashed by the bathrooms.  He said it was just like when he made out with a boy when he was 17. 

And now I am quite sure that the entire art world knows that I AM A BOY!

[alex408]

lol sounds like you had fun
congrats 

[elvistears]

I had too much fun...oh man.