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Things You Can Say At Thanksgiving, Without Being Slapped!

Started by Julie Marie, November 18, 2006, 08:49:35 PM

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Julie Marie

1. Talk about a huge breast!
2. Tying the legs together keeps the inside moist.
3. It's Cool Whip time!
4. If I don't undo my pants, I'll burst!
5. Whew, that's one terrific spread!
6. I'm in the mood for a little dark meat.
7. Are you ready for seconds yet?
8. It's a little dry; do you still want to eat it?
9. Just wait your turn you'll get some!
10. Don't play with your meat.
11. Just spread the legs open and stuff it in.
12. Do you think you'll be able to handle all these people at once?
13. I didn't expect everyone to come at once!
14. You still have a little bit on your chin.
15. How long will it take after you stick it in?
16. You'll know it's ready when it pops up.
17. Wow, I didn't think I could handle all of that!
18. That's the biggest one I've ever seen!
19. How long do I beat it before it's ready?
When you judge others, you do not define them, you define yourself.
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Sandy

True story:

When my nephews were about 3 and 5 I think, my sister had just put the turkey in the oven.  Her husband comes over looks in the oven and says "That's a big bird!"

My nephews turn to him and their eyes get so wide and they begin to cry.  It took my sister about ten minutes to get them to tell her what the problem was.

They were big fans of Sesame Street and they thought she was cooking Big Bird!
Out of the darkness, into the light.
Following my bliss.
I am complete...
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