Thank you, Heatherrose. I, on the other hand, like the way that I look in a pair of raggedly cut-off daisy-dukes, a khaki-green army belt, and a white top. The style is very simple, but I like the effect of it. It makes me feel very sexy, particularly after I have carefully applied some sunless tanning (this girl is NOT stupid enough to damage her skin in harsh sunlight. Thank goodness for SPF 80 sunscreen). Khaki slacks and a brown shirt is good, too. If I wore a skirt, it would probably be navy-blue, and I would choose a white blouse. I have tried more elaborate clothing, and I feel like an imposter in it. I don't like patterns, particularly houndstooth or paisley. Bright or excessively floral colors are offensive to me.