I forgot my shorts
Posted: September 02, 2010
1:00 am Eastern
By Victoria Jackson © 2010
http://www.wnd.com/index.php?fa=PAGE.view&pageId=198265We are barreling down the Palmetto Expressway in Miami. I ask my husband, Paul:
V: Can I go to Washington, D.C., for the Glenn Beck event on 8/28?
P: The what?
V: (Sigh) We're going to pray for our country.
P: (Long silence)
I could see dollar signs flying out of his eyes. He actually has no idea how quickly I can spend money. Mascara, new lipstick (the other four tubes melted in the car), navy pashmina, frappaccino, hotel, taxi, plane tickets, Starburst, Sylvia Plath book, gossip magazines, acrylic nail replacement, (it flew off when I was packing), high-priced airport strawberry necklace for my friend who likes strawberries, etc. What he doesn't know, won't hurt him.
This isn't directly about trans issues, however it is worth reading to know how these people think!
