GRS Humor

[juliemac]

Victor Borge:
"Denmark has 3 sexes. Male, female and convertable"\

Hehehe

[Robyn]

At my college 50th class reunion last weekend, one of the guys in our company said, "You know, we haven't really changed that much in 50 years."

I piped up (the only female in our class) and said, "Well, my voice is a little higher now." Everybody broke out laughing.

Robyn

[juliemac]

I met a guy in the park the other evening.
There was an instant spark between us and he immediately dropped to his knees
and laid on the grass at my feet. 

As we lay making love, I thought "These taser guns are well worth the money."

[CaitJ]

[KillBelle]

Loooooooool at the receipt.

And the one with the balls comment

[pyradraconia]

jajaja the recipt is sooo funny jajaja

[juliemac]

After a long night of making love, the guy notices a photo of another man, on the woman's nightstand by the bed.
He begins to worry.
'Is this your husband?' he nervously asks.
'No, silly,' she replies, snuggling up to him.
'Your boyfriend, then?' he continues.
'No, not at all,' she says, nibbling away at his ear.
'Is it your dad or your brother?' he inquires, hoping to be reassured.
'No, no, no! You are so hot when you're jealous!' she answers.
'Well, who in the hell is he, then?' he demands.
She whispers in his ear
'That's me before the surgery.' ...


My BFF sent me that today and I had to post this here 

[Britney♥Bieber]

When I am post op and fully recovered, I'm going to throw myself an "end of transition" celebration. I'm going to call it my coming off party lol.

[juliemac]

Got this today. Funny, seven monbths ago I would have had an anxiety attack 

A tough looking biker was riding his Harley when he sees a girl about
to jump off a bridge so he stops.

"What are you doing?" he asks.

I'm going to commit a suicide," she says.

While he did not want to appear insensitive, he didn't want to miss an
opportunity he asked "Well, before you jump, why don't you give me a Kiss?"

So, she does.

After she's finished, the biker says, "Wow!

That was the best Kiss I have ever had.   That's a real talent you are wasting.
You could be famous!

Why are you committing suicide?"

"My parents don't like me dressing up like a girl......"