*poof* You have an awesome, fulfilling the job where you can stretch your skills and are appreciated for all that you do, all from the comfort of your own office. It's for a foundation for the deaf, owned, staffed, and managed by deaf people. Unfortunately, this includes you now. Oh, and you are paid in currency local to this foundation, which turns out to be intricately carved boulders of two to three hundred pounds apiece, which drop into your lap at regular intervals.
I wish for my girlfriend to be restored to perfect health.