Corrupt-A-Wish

[~RoadToTrista~]

Granted, but his new breasts turn out to be really hairy.

I wish Susan's was more active.

[Amaranth]

Granted, but it's invaded by an army of trolls and haters.

I wish I could climb the tree in my backyard without getting poison ivy rash.

[Lee]

Granted.  The tree is poison ivy free, but the rest of your yard is covered in it.
I wish I weren't becoming nocturnal.

[justmeinoz]

Granted, you now stay awake all the time.
I wish I could drink more than 3 glasses of wine before I started to feel seedy.

[Sage]

Granted, but then you build such a high tolerance that you can't feel 'seedy' even if you wanted to.   

I wish annoying people came with a 'mute' button.

[Keaira]

Wish granted.

But it only works for 30 seconds by pressing their belly button

I wish I had a plane that turns into a robot. ( been watching a lot of Macross this week)

[Walter]

Granted. You now have a plane that turns into a robot..but it doesn't turn into just any robot, it turns into a Decepticon

I wish I didn't have ovaries

[Sage]

Granted, but then you somehow magically turn into an octopus.   

I wish I could think of something to draw/paint right now. 

[Keaira]

Granted!

You can now think of something to draw or paint. But your only medium available is on a 1 inch X1 inch scrap of paper and a purple crayon.

[Michelle.]

I wish that Keaira had left a wish for me to corrupt.

[Dante]

Granted. Congrats! You just caused a paradox.

I wish weekends were three days instead of two.

[Amaranth]

Granted, but now we all work less and make less money and the economy somehow sh*ts itself.

I wish I had a flask that refills itself.

[Keaira]

Granted.
you now have a flask that will refill itself. But it only refills with stale root beer.

I wish I had been born with a female body.

[Amaranth]

Granted...but you are now an FTM.

I wish my speakers didn't get ruined when I assaulted them with Bassnectar.

[Keaira]

Ouch! well corrupted!

Your wish is granted, but they burn out the next day from an unexplained power surge that also takes out your TV.

I wish there was no discrimination against anyone.

[Vee]

I wish there was no discrimination against anyone.

Granted, we're all smurfs now


I wish I wasn't so lazy today

p.s.Awesome thread.

[justmeinoz]

Granted, you are now a workaholic.

I wish my right breast was the same size as my left.

[V M]

Granted... You are now totally flat chested

I wish I could snap out of this melancholy state of being that I'm trapped in

[justmeinoz]

Granted you can, and do.  Now everyone wants to know what the **** you are grinning for all the time.

I wish it was a nice day tomorrow so I can ride the new bicycle.

[Keaira]

granted. it's 180 degree's outside and will be for the next 6 months with not a cloud in sight.

I wish I was a professional artist.