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Started by Osiris, October 05, 2010, 04:43:37 PM

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justmeinoz

#1040
April 30, 2012, 04:25:24 AM
Granted.  You legs aren't thick, they are really clever, your arms however are now really dumb.

I wish I had J Lo's bum.
"Don't ask me, it was on fire when I lay down on it"
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King Malachite

#1041
April 30, 2012, 04:30:49 AM
Granted.  You get J-Lo's bum but you break every chair you sit in afterwards.

I wish I had more facial hair.
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Constance

#1042
April 30, 2012, 11:57:36 AM
Quote from: Malachite on April 30, 2012, 04:30:49 AM
I wish I had more facial hair.
Granted, but it was grafted from Oscar the Grouch.

I wish chocolate wasn't fattening.
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King Malachite

#1043
April 30, 2012, 12:33:46 PM
Granted.  Now chocolate is tasteless and not pleasing to the tounge.  Not fattening though!

I wish my eyes were blue.
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ffern

#1044
April 30, 2012, 04:33:32 PM
granted, however your eyelids have sealed shut so no one can ever see them

i wish i could watch the new bones episode now
"I decided that I was a lemon for a couple of weeks. I kept myself amused all that time jumping in and out of a gin and tonic."
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King Malachite

#1045
April 30, 2012, 04:55:24 PM
Granted.  It sucks so bad that you wish you were doing soemthing else.

I wish I never had to put on deodorant.
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ffern

#1046
May 01, 2012, 02:06:24 PM
it never has been the same since booth and bones got together :(

Granted, your arms were savaged by an escaped time traveling lemur back in '62 and the arm cannon prosthetics wont be out of R&D for another ten years.

i wish i had more space for books
"I decided that I was a lemon for a couple of weeks. I kept myself amused all that time jumping in and out of a gin and tonic."
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justmeinoz

#1047
May 02, 2012, 05:47:52 AM
Granted. However everything is now published as an ebook only, so you no longer need the room.

I wish I had steak for dinner tonight instead of fish.
"Don't ask me, it was on fire when I lay down on it"
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King Malachite

#1048
May 02, 2012, 05:57:26 AM
Granted.  The steak is burnt to a crisp.

I wish I wasn't tired.
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justmeinoz

#1049
May 02, 2012, 06:08:42 AM
Granted. You are no longer tired. You are exhausted.
I wish I had a carton of genuine Canadian cheese curds to make real poutain.
"Don't ask me, it was on fire when I lay down on it"
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King Malachite

#1050
May 03, 2012, 06:09:12 AM
Granted but that's the last one left on Earth.

I wish my teeth were perfect.
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justmeinoz

#1051
May 03, 2012, 07:19:56 AM
Granted.  You have perfect shark's teeth and keep biting your tongue off.

I wish I had been able to remember the names of the four types of fish scales in my Biology test this morning.
"Don't ask me, it was on fire when I lay down on it"
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King Malachite

#1052
May 03, 2012, 07:23:43 AM
Granted.  Next time you will have to write a 10 page paper describing each fish scale in detail.

I wish I lived by an ocean.
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ffern

#1053
May 03, 2012, 03:44:36 PM
Granted, due to gloabal waring, there is no more land (yes it some how magically scienceically produced vast amounts of water as well as melting the polar ice caps and everything) so you live by the sea on a raft, as all the underwater cities are full up.

I wish there were more green sweets
"I decided that I was a lemon for a couple of weeks. I kept myself amused all that time jumping in and out of a gin and tonic."
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King Malachite

#1054
May 03, 2012, 03:58:43 PM
Granted.  There are more green sweets but they are all held at the center of the Earth so you can't get to them.

I wish my laptop battery lasted longer.
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Marion

#1055
May 04, 2012, 05:23:12 AM
Granted. However, it keeps getting progressively hotter. Eventually you have to use a silicone mat on top of a cooling lap desk, and you'll end up melting things occasionally.

I wish I had more time to sleep.
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justmeinoz

#1056
May 04, 2012, 05:50:10 AM
Granted. Unfortunately you now also have insomnia.
I wish i had really been allowed to rip the people in CantreLink a new a****** *today. >:(
"Don't ask me, it was on fire when I lay down on it"
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King Malachite

#1057
May 04, 2012, 05:58:49 AM
Granted.  You literally rip their a****** and get the bodily remains all over your hands and arms.

I wish I could make up my mind about things.
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ffern

#1058
May 06, 2012, 04:55:52 PM
granted, though you made up your mind to never make up your mind ...

I wish that when i touched stuff it would turn to skittles too
"I decided that I was a lemon for a couple of weeks. I kept myself amused all that time jumping in and out of a gin and tonic."
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JayKyle

#1059
May 06, 2012, 05:07:07 PM
granted except now you have an itch on your nose and its really really bugging you...

I wish sun would always shine and never go down
Being me is the way it should be.
God made me this way so get used to it XD
Black is a freaking rainbow >.<
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