Corrupt-A-Wish

King Malachite · July 03, 2012, 12:01:02 PM

Granted. It's a boring story book though so not many people read it.

I wish my laptop was running correctly.

Your Humble Savant · July 04, 2012, 03:01:07 PM

Granted. It runs so well, it decides to leave you behind & head to the Olympics and win a gold for the State of Tech. Doesn't even leave a note for you.

I wish chocolate was calorie-free.

King Malachite · July 04, 2012, 04:31:16 PM

Granted but it tastes so bitter you don't want any.

I wish I had more arm hair.

Catherine Sarah · July 06, 2012, 11:48:10 AM

Granted.

However due to atmostpheric changes brought on by Global Warming and the GFC (not including the Greece bailout); the more you exposed yourself to the sunlight, the longer the hair became. It grew sooooooo long that it took over your entire body, making you look like "Cousin It" in the Addams Family.

I wish a fairy had just granted me three wishes.

King Malachite · July 06, 2012, 04:24:59 PM

Omg how is that a corrupted wish?

That would be freaking awesome!

Granted. However you were sleep when she arrived and you only dreamed that you asked for 3 wishes. She waited for you but got tired of waiting and left.

I wish I had blue eyes.

Jasper · July 07, 2012, 10:01:58 AM

Granted. Your eyes are now blue but no one can see them because the entire planet has just gone blind. That sucks.

I wish my shoes never wore down.

King Malachite · July 07, 2012, 11:37:57 AM

Granted but you misplace them and never find them again.

I wish I had sunglasses.

Your Humble Savant · July 13, 2012, 02:03:31 AM

Granted. They're garish, oversized and covered in spikes.

I wish I could fly.

King Malachite · July 13, 2012, 02:07:22 AM

Granted but gravity is 100000 times heavier now so you can't fly far.

I wish I had the video game "Sims: Castaway" again.

Dante · July 15, 2012, 03:23:03 AM

Granted. Your disc is fatally scratched.

I wish I could win a random giveaway.

King Malachite · July 15, 2012, 03:25:59 AM

Granted but after taxes you wind up oweing money so it's not practical.

I wish I had a giant stack of gummie bears.

Catherine Sarah · July 15, 2012, 09:02:41 AM

Granted.

Unfortunately the sugars gummy bears are made out of creates it's own internal combustion, which causes them to melt into one hell of a gooey mess not fit for eating. The stench is pretty acrid too.

I wish my stocking didn't ladder

King Malachite · July 15, 2012, 01:40:26 PM

Granted. Now you don't have legs so no need to worry about that.

I wish I had some juice.

Your Humble Savant · July 17, 2012, 03:29:18 PM

Granted. It's de-odorized moose juice

I wish I always had someone nearby to cuddle with.

Constance · July 17, 2012, 03:37:30 PM

Quote from: Your Humble Savant on July 17, 2012, 03:29:18 PM
I wish I always had someone nearby to cuddle with.

Granted: It's Lord Voldemort

I wish I had a folding bike.

King Malachite · July 17, 2012, 05:07:13 PM

Granted-it's missing wheels though and it's rusted

I wish I was happy.

Dante · July 25, 2012, 01:52:00 AM

Granted, but everyone else in unhappy and they constantly complain to you about all their problems, so you can't enjoy your happiness.

I wish I could afford that really cool pair of antique sunglasses I want.

King Malachite · July 25, 2012, 02:41:03 AM

Granted but there are only one pair in existance and someone else has already gotten them.

I wish I was wide awake.

suzifrommd · July 31, 2012, 08:13:43 PM

Quote from: Malachite on July 25, 2012, 02:41:03 AM
I wish I was wide awake.

Poof. You are now awake, and twelve feet wide.

I wish I could pen a best seller.

King Malachite · July 31, 2012, 08:22:51 PM

Granted but you only can in your dreams.

I wish I had wings.

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